Sometimes The News Is Good!
It will be MEN who will get this piece of off-the-wall advice, and story..
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Green Green Grass (Or Red White And Blue Grass Depending What Foot You Kick With)
Norn Iron is my home and there's many a reason I go back. Friends and family are number one and don't forget the craic. It's the home of champ, nowhere better to enjoy your spuds.
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The Difference Between Yr 7 & 11
Yr 7: a student comes into the class without his tie and he gets sent home. Yr11: a student comes in wearing just their underpants the teachers welcomes them back.
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Asking The Vet
Dogs like to lick my toes, I really don't understand this need, It's not just my toes, But legs and feet.
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Untitled
(I don't mean to offend anyone by this in any way :) ) A nun is teaching her Sunday school class and a little girl is sitting in the front of the class.
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Remember
#household I can remember, years ago A funny smell I didn't know I said 'Mum, that's not too nice' 'Ah,' she said.
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Cheese Battle Rules
These are the rules for the entrants of the CheeseBattle Competition: These rules are for @Delilah @naaviie @MelchiorJ13 and @leelee101 as participants of the competition, any other accounts may...
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#2. Pie
#2 on the list: pie XP. Pie is not my kind of dessert. You all like it. But I'd rather go shopping. And buy a shirt. Neither of which. I'm much too fond of. So pie is not permitted.
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In-Admissible
@Barknbite. I'm sat at the bar. This girl looks so kissable. I'll need to get proof. And make it admissible. I pull out my phone. Before it's to late. Take a nice pic. To show my best mate.
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Tea
It's something we have always done whenever we have got worry or anxiety do we reach for the whisky bottle. No, we just have a cup of tea.
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Embarrassment
Sat round the fire @leelee101 prompted me use the inspire Dad is giving my secrets away Embarrassing me must be task of the day Telling stories 24years old Starting at birth my embarrassing life is...
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Bruised Too
Whilst we are on the topic of a shite night. I don't know if I'll get any shut eye. For the ankle I twisted a few months ago. Is hurting once again...it's hurting so.
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On My Own
#nightdwellers I'm all on my own What will I do. I've had a shower And been to the loo Sitting on the floor Watching TV I've overdosed On K.F.C. Done some drumming Annoyed everyone.
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House To A Home
To make a house a home you have to make it the way you want it and not the way your crazy mother-in-law wants it (or your crazy mother etc...) You have to make memories in it.
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Opuss Forever!
I just made the first step towards my plan for enjoying my retirement in luxury. I noticed that I could invest some of my dosh, (not too much) in Opuss, via Seedrs.
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Cheese Puns Take 2
#HappinessChallenge @MelchoirJ13 You say it's my Tinturn So here we go; You seem quite a Parmesan artisan Trying to put on a show But I'll chase you over hill and Wensleydale With my cheesy wit.
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Worldwide Bunny Domination
Here I am at the vets. This should be a crack. 4 of my giant rabbits. Oh my bloody back. Yes you may well laugh. But what you cannot see. Worldwide bunny domination. Should they ever get free.
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Thankyou People
Told my son he is on the autistic spectrum Now he's playing me like a guitar and he's the plectrum.
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Weasel!
Write a poem about weasels you said. The thought of weasels fills me with dread. Nothing really rhymes with weasels you see. And I'm all about the rhyming and that's just me.
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Mrs Happy
My name is Mrs Happy And I only have happy thoughts My world is full of sunshine And big bright blue boats I smile a happy smile From dusk until dawn I smile so bloody much I find it difficult to...
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Naughty People
I sit there and stroke it I like feeling its fur It feels oh so tender It's beginning to purr Nibbles my finger Makes it all wet But this ain't the one You take to the vet There's only one way To...
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Loud And Proud!
Some say that I'm chatty, Defiantly batty, Independent and out-going, Pretty swotty and all-knowing, Adventurous and daring, Kind and very caring, But my most noticeable trait, Often annoying,...
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01/08/12 Opuss Challenge 5
Get your cameras at the ready folks, note pad and pen too. Your going undercover as a news reporter in Opussia for the Daily Opusszette News Paper. Objective: A) Write a news report about Opuss.
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Versions Of Mundy
I know it's getting on. I know it's rather late. It seems that my mate @Mundy. Changed her name to @Mandamate. See, a little while back. She told us of the games. That her friends and family.
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