LSD Dave
There once was a man named Dave, who decided to go to a rave. Whilst dressed in a suit, he danced with a flute and chirped like a bird in a craze.
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There once was a man named Dave, who decided to go to a rave. Whilst dressed in a suit, he danced with a flute and chirped like a bird in a craze.
Living life each day as it comes, learning its not all about sex, drugs and guns..
I saw the cuts on your wrists and on your hips. Your small red eyes and smiles full of lies. I watched you cry and held you close. You're still beautiful to me no matter what you do.
Part 1 of . 'Donut's is there nothing they can't do' was repeating over and over before Ian pushed down on the slice of cake, which doubled up as a snooze button on his novelty Simpsons alarm clock.
My heart is shaking. My body is aching. I'm yours for the taking. I'm ready for love making. But then, when waking, I find you was faking. You have been found forsaking... My heart is now breaking.
Lips don't touch lips. But necks. Clothes strewn. Taken off by their owner. In an unsuspecting room. Sweat, grunts, heat. Moans, biting lips. No names. Just sound. Pushing into each other.
Her stockings slipped past her knee, A cheeky smile threw from her rouged lips, He glanced to the clock, An hour left at most, She stepped between his legs, Tantalising, teasing, tempting, "Please...
You are not the size of your bra or the width of your waist. You are not your skin tone or your lip colour. You are not defined by the amount of attention you get from other people.
#opussweeklychallenge. #intheinterestofsavingmysoul. There once was a lad named Flynn. Who's whole world was put in a spin. When he first saw Kim's face. Such beauty and grace.
I am back to Square One. Square One is the sad, lonesome square that prompted me to join OkCupid in a desperate attempt to progress to Square Two. What are these "Squares" you speak of, Victoria.
Many times when I am searching something or reading the comments in my 'news' space on the right, I hit the back arrow in the feed and the whole feed is black like the opening screen.
How can you call yourself a grandad when you don't know your grandkids?. And, you never will. How can you call yourself a granny when you don't see your grandkids for months on end?.
Hey guys, I'm kinda clueless, so where can I find weekly challenges and stuff?.
'I love you' I love you too 'What do you love about me?' *pause* Um hmm I uh love the um fact that you uhhhh 'Get the fuck out.'.
#opussweeklychallenge A pretty young maiden named Betty Liked to argue 'bout things that were petty She'd scream and she'd shout You couldn't figure her out Her sharp debate skills always ready.
A number of people these days think that marriage is pointless, That it is just a bit of paper. What do you think.
R E S I G N. E B U N D A N T*. S U N P T O I E UC. I N I M. G D P O E.
Granite Hard as Life Heavy as Death Worn like a treasure Around my neck Granite Stone necklace I reckon Bronze Age Dug up From an Irish Peat bog Given to me By a Fairy Named Ranesh Said he Was A...
You're my red rosé that I take great care of. Red rosé in my hear,mind, & soul and you'll never ever die because our love is so so strong for one another.
Advice of the day: When a recipe says 'Bake at 250 degrees for 20 minutes' don't try 500 degrees for 10 minutes and definitely don't try 5 minutes at 1000 degrees.
Dark, muddy, treacherous waters Run under the bridge between you And me, the bridge we have Made to burn over and over And rebuilt just to burn it again.
Large building, famous street, Never-ending crowds to treat. Await results with bated breath, Every day is life and death. White walls, polished floors, Rolling beds, sliding doors.
"The stars are jealous. Everyone knows it." "I think they're beautiful." "Of course you do. As I've said before, you find the beauty in everything. No, stars are jealous.
Nothing is worth it in the end. The end is just the end..