Making Cakes
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.
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Wood
My doctor says I'm addicted to masturbation but I think I'll get over it. Touch wood..
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Split
I had a huge scare last night when the condom nearly split. Almost had to buy a new laptop..
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Solitaire
When three people have sex, it's called a threesome. When two people have sex, it's called a twosome. Now I understand why they call you handsome..
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Not Funny At All
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, wheel chair bound, 5 year old with paralysis from the waist down, brittle bone disease and diabetes get for Christmas. ...Cancer..
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Look Over Your Shoulders First
How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. ...One ...You fucking racist..
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Good Ol Johnny
Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.
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A Man, A Cane, And An Alligator
A man limps into a bar with a cane and an alligator.
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The Linguist
The linguist's husband walked in and caught his wife sleeping with a young co-ed. He said, "Why, Susan, I'm surprised." She bolted upright, pointed her finger and corrected him, "No. I am surprised.
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Off To Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.
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Untitled
A bloke picks up a fat girl and takes her home. They strip off and get into bed. He climbs on top and after a couple of minutes says "Do you mind if I turn off the light?" The girl asks "Why.
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Do You Get It?
Say this fast - U, R, 2, 6, C, I, 1, 2, 4, Q.
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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team. Because all the runners,jumpers and swimmers are in America!.
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Husband and wife have bought condoms with different flavours. The wife said darling I will turn the lights of put one on and u guess the flavour.
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Little Johnny
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many...
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Child Exploitation
You’ve got to respect the Chinese - they can get their kids to make soft toys with enough consistency to start a commercial venture.
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A man said to the doctor " doctor. Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains the doctor replied"pull your self together"..
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Awesome
Go to Google Maps Search for 'Dennett Place, Delta, BC, Canada' Look at the Postal Code Laugh.
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife !" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night .
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A mother inlaw said to her sons wife a week after her grandson was born.
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Scouts
The only thing I learnt in scouts was how to keep a secret.... and repress memories..
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Oxfam
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man the ability to catch his own fish and he falls asleep in the sun and gets sunstroke.... Fuck you Oxfam!... Fuck you!.
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Were you born on a farm. Because you really know how to raise a cock!.
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Infrequently :)
An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
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