Grammar
The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit..
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Lies!
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?.
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Untitled
Right now you have 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support, and you're scrolling with your thumb..
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Smart Opuss
Oh opuss, you're really smart and recommendation worthy, but you having humour and funny as two different categories, is just the stupidest idea ever..
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iphone and watsapp
Is there a reason why iphone cant do what watsapp does. If its about the money, Im more than happy to pay 50p extra for an iphone!!.
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The Truth
I'm unique - just like everybody else..
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Who?
Knock Knock "who's there?" Britney Spears " Britney Spears who?" Knock Knock " who's there?" Ops I did it again..
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Opuss
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button..
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Clever Brain;)
I bet you one mlloin punods taht you can raed tihs. Ture fcat. Yuor barin rcengioess the wohle wrod, not jsut ecah lteter. Cool huh?.
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Miranda Hart :)
Hello to you and thanks for joining. Bear with, bear with. What have you done today to make you feel proud?. Such fun!.
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Growing Up
I feel as if Ive gone through a metamorphosis. But not as the caterpillar into butterfly thing. More like a butterfly into a bat..
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Reason For Everything
Music: We have YouTube. Tv: Again, we have YouTube. Sport: There the the Wii. Spanish: We have Dora. English: Everything's shortened anyway (LOL, BRB, etc...). Maths: That's why we have calculators.
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Katy Perry
They say that when you dream of someone, it means that they're thinking of you. Well I really doubt that Katy Perry was ever thinking of me. :(.
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Insanity
It doesn't run in my family. Instead it just strolls by and gets to know everyone personally..
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Stalker Feelings
I don't like how this thing shows you where I posted something. It makes me feel like I'm vein stalkedd. I'm over here yelling at that little blue border "hey. Hey you.
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Steve Martin
"a day without the sun is like, you know, night." -Steve Martin.
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My Favorite Mean Girl Quotes
"this is Damien. He's almost to gay to function." "four for you glen coco. You go glen coco.
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Wise Man
A wise man once said keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. That same wise man was stabbed the following day.
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Queens Birthday
In 1974, while taking a tour of Australia, which is part of the British commonwealth, prince charles attended a service at a small parish church.
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Untitled
Just let me shop and no one gets hurt..
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Drink Filosophy
The end is near. Drink fast....
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Untitled
Famous people walk on the red carpet cause their stars... I walk on toilet paper cause I'm the shit..
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Elephant
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. Groucho Marx.
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When.I.read.stuff.like.this.the.voice.inside.my.head. Takes.pauses.
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