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Oh baby, feel my silky, sensuous skin Firm, but satin-finished, Dark, stained like ebony. My legs are long, Slender, Curvaceous. Longing to stand before you, Trembling as you approach me.
Fuck this shitty weather. I'm going out in shorts, t-shirt and converses. It's still summer, Just an English one. Will brace the cold wind and rain with a grimacing smile on my face. I. Can.do.this.
Just one more physio appointment. Yayy!. Hurts so much more than I can convey. But the really weird thing I have to say I'm Going to miss this brutal display.
Why am I awake. It's only half past five. Worked hard yesterday. Barely felt alive. I thought it may have been. Just a toilet break. Oh land of Nod, please take me back. My sanity's at stake.
It was well known that a certain lake was very poor for fishing up north, but a game warden happened to notice that one guy kept coming home with his limit of fish on several occasions.
It seems I may be a window pervert Standing looking through them looking overt Waving at passers by and drawing attention To my super clean glass that deserves a mention Only thing missing is a velux...
Ok it's now official, I'm definitely overweight. Too many summer icecreams; Big dinners on my plate. I really don't want to exercise, But methinks I have no choice.
A limerick on judging.
"Worthy of Love", my name is Latin. It was first recorded in the year 1212. Made popular by playwrights and poets in satin. It could be quite romantic, it's said. But my friends have other ideas.
In our family, Our endearments are not sweet, Rather rude I would think, Never do we call each other dear, dearest or dearie. Sweetums or darling. For we are quite black country.
@OpussDailyChallenge It was a sunny day in the woodlands where Alyssa lived. Picking up a stick, she quickly formulated a joke. "Hey, Jenn, whats brown and sticky?" "Uhh...
Just some silly nonsense (it is Friday after all) There was a man with no hair And he never did seem to care. Until by his wife he was told That he was looking quite bald.
It's very childish I know, but I still think it's funny.
It was a practical session in the psychology class. The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the middle of the cage.
Just a short poem. To say how I feel. If you've been here before. You'll know it is real. You got your girl pregnant. Then she gives birth. Right at that moment. You knew what it's worth.
We're on a maiden voyage, We'll sail the seven seas. We're fightin' for our Opuss rights - come join us if you please. Be sure to bring your parrot, and make sure he can rhyme...
I know a Miss who was on the piss Quaffing loads of cider Headhurty surely in the post With all that booze inside her Me, I'm fine, I drank my wine Then washed it down with tea I didn't need the...
... And I think I'm going to blow a gasket. I mean seriously ladies, you are killing me with your summer dresses and your happy tans. Where have you been for the past 363 days.
The sun is high in the sky It's rays pound our pale souls We sweat under the heat The heat can really take its toll We moan when it's raining Moan, that we are too damn hot I'm rather enjoying a bit...
Tick Tick Tock Tock Go the clocks.... There are at least 10 CLOCKS in my house As you can imagine, It's not quiet as a mouse. Tick Tick Tock Tock I run around, getting dressed, To be on time. Hah.
My mother and my older sister were playing 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" online along with the show. It's timed, so you have to be very quick.
The sun is shining. Legs are out. Sunburn's coming. Without a doubt. Your back will burn. You can't sit down. Hopping about. Like a clown. But you won't care. You're having fun. Out there catching.
There once was a boy called Neddy, Who had a very dirty teddy. So his mum came round, Washed without a sound, Won't tell him till he's ready. The only problem with Ned, He had to go straight to bed.
Person: Move it fat boy. You: I can lose weight but you'll always be an ass hole. ( from the movie run fat boy run.) Here's one I used when I was eight years old and this girl had been picking on me.