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When my girlfriend asks why I am laughing at her I simply tell her that I'm smiling out loud..
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My Made-Up Stats
I often spend (ok all the time) a large portion of my day outdoors, and have noticed...that in London, there is a definite bias towards Strawberry Blond and Redheads in the hair colour of woman the...
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How To Fly
There is an art, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground an miss. Pick a nice day and try it. The first part is easy.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines..
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Big Words
"Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice." — Anonymous.
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Happens To Me All The Time
People think I'm in a bad mood just because I'm being quiet..
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Irish Weather
"You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer." - Hal Roach.
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I'm In Love
- why are you staring at the sky. - I'm in love - oh - why are you staring at the sky. - trying to figure out why you're in love with the sky.
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Impossible Thing
If you ever said everything is possible, try slamming a revolving door... P.S: I tried doing that, advice: DONT DO IT....
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Lol
Lol used to mean that your laughing.. Now its just something to send when you dont know what to say..
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To Be Or Not To Do
To do or not to do ~Shakespeare To be or not to be ~Shakespeare Dobedobedo ~Me.
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My Bed
My bed is the perfect place It's warm and cosy, The 1st thing you lie down on when you go to your room It's soft You can cry on it and it makes you feel better And most of all, you sleep on it....
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I don't drink these days. I'm allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I brake out in handcuffs. – Robert Downey, Jr.
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Demotivational Quote #2
OLYMPIC ACHIEVEMENTS With focus, dedication and steroids, men can achieve impossible dreams. Like breaking a world record. Or growing their own breasts..
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When It's Dark
The final moment before you fall asleep you plan exactly what you will do if a Thief/Murderer was in your house..
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Fact!
If you start a sentence off with 'no offense, but..' It's usually followed with something highly offensive..
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Birthdays
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.". - someone famous..
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Opinions Are Like (1)
Belly buttons; Everyone's got one, but none of them hold much water. ~unknown.
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Opinions Are Like (2)
Arse holes; Everyone has one, And they all stink. Except for mine ~ unknown.
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I theorise that if everyone on the planet was simultaneously happy, then time itself would stop moving forward..
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Antidepressants are the Botox of the mind. You can feel emotions you just struggle to show them..
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Followers
Sometimes I wonder whether those people who claim to not follow a crowd are just following the crowd who don't follow. It hurts my brain..
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100% Honest
Dear mr right, I like you. A lot. Okay bye (: ^ if only it were that simple ....
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Smart Mouse
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.".
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