Fred The Messiah
#adventchallenge Mary and Joe were the scum of the earth He out of work, her always giving birth They were petty thieves and lived in shit And took every single state benefit One Christmas Eve she...
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#adventchallenge Mary and Joe were the scum of the earth He out of work, her always giving birth They were petty thieves and lived in shit And took every single state benefit One Christmas Eve she...
A man walks into a pub and orders a pint. As he's sipping away at it, he takes in the interior, for it's his first visit. Where the toilets are, do they do food, the donkey... The donkey.
Warning!. May offend the delicate closed minded individual!.
Part 7. Alonzo's POV We walked into his house and it's absolutely gigantic. They were rich. "Oh my gosh.
Hey guys, Enjoy. Chapter 6: Jane By the time Lucifer got back I had searched through everything he owned. He walked up to me and smiled. I frowned.
There was a beautiful little kitten sat high up in a stone tower. Who's long silvery whiskers had a very magical power. Her whiskers never stopped growing since she was very small.
WHAT KIND OF PHONE DOES DOG USE. I don't know. It has my teeth marks where I bite and shake it. It says NOKIA on the front. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SOCIAL APPLICATION OR WEBSITE.
CONTENT: 16+ Her fingers fumbled nervously as she untied the thick cord of the ice skates lace.
This may not be a popular post but it is honest and it is true. My heart is riddled with disappointment for my parents.
Adult content only 18+ My name is Tess Marshall and I was 27 when I was murdered. I had only been working at the video shop for a few months on the night that I was brutally taken from my family.
Marcus had gone out of the room, trusting me that I won't kidnap Harry and sneak of with him in the sunset, half an hour had been up.
Part 5: dinner 'This was going to be awkward' I thought, "You'll be fine." Luke stated, it was like he could read my mind - I was creeped out now.
This idea came to me on the bus this morning. Loosely based on people I know and such, but not true :). Oh and a few swear words in it ... ----------------- Valentines day is a cruel, cruel day.
Part NINE ( nurf ) |*|*|*|*|*|**|*|*|*|*|*|*|*|*| _______________ Mollŷ's POV I woke up a little hazy, with a note on my arm. It was from Josh.
When my much loved daughter was two months old I became concerned that something wasn't quite right. As I had two previous children I had some experience to draw on.
As the door closed with a click, I turned to face the nervous young man.
It was Saturday and I just woke up. It has been a little over a week since I went to the doctors, to find out the sex of the baby just for Nick to tell me he didn't want to know. It was a bummer.
I grimaced as the early sunlight hit my eyes through the shades across my room. I got up slowly and looked at the alarm, 6:31 a.m. I quickly left my room and went straight to the bathroom.
Miss Malik stomped out of the room and about 10-15 minutes later on marched my mother. "Amber Ruby Moorse.
<okay, this is a little bit silly. These are my alternative words to Sir Mix Alots - Big Butt Song, I call this mish mash Big Dick Song> I like big dick and I cannot lie.
I talk alot about psychological experiments. Mostly because I find human behaviour so fascinating. So here goes...again. I'm sure many of you have read or atleast skimmed through the bible.
Hey guys, Here's chapter 18. Oooo I love this one, I hope you do too. Oh and can you do me a favour guys, repost this. Thank you Chapter 18 I walked down stairs and found Jessica and Sam on couch.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, how did a milkshake manage to develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?.
Chapter 7&8 are quite short so there are three chapters in this part. Enjoy.