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-You treat your aircraft, like you treat your woman -Does that mean have breakfast with her, then come home and she's made dinner. -No. You get in her 5 times a day, and take her to heaven and back!.
Bring back the cane in school. No kid was ever traumatised or had long term mental scars from being caned. That is, unless the caner had a boner..
Q- why were men invented. A- coz vibrators can't buy rounds. Q- why were women invented. A- coz sheep can't cook..
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity.
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall.
Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air.
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
Suggestive humour ;) read on The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr.
who needs Jeremy Kyle..just come on Facebook...
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while i wait for the kettle to boil!.
A man is watching TV and her wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,"Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders".
Q- what's red and runs up your leg. A- a homesick period..
Humpty dumpty sat on the bed Little Bo peep was giving him head As he came she started to weep She could tell by the taste he'd been shagging her sheep..
Rainwater appears to be leaking through the roof of my aviary. It's really getting on my tits..
My wife complained that I'm prone to exageration, I nearly tripped over my cock..
When people ask how I manage to keep such a beautiful wife happy I tell them I use 3 little words on a regular basis- ro, hip and nol..
Skyped the mother in law. Pretty weird. 1st time on a webcam without masturbating. When I say without masturbation, I mean to completion..
So Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and it doesn't..
Birth control pill One of two things a woman can put in her mouth to avoid pregnancy.
There's nothing in this world more compelling than thorough cunning linguists....
Person A: What's long hard and full of seaman. Person B: A penis. Person A: Ergh he'll no a Submarine..
Person A: What's long hard and full of seaman. Person B: A penis. Person A: Ergh he'll no a Submarine..
Of course prostitutes have babies, where do u think traffic wardens come from. ~Dave Dutton~.