Yes I Work Out...
...My favourite one is sleeping!.
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Life is short, make it shorter..
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Wooo
Rock till you drop!.
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I Like
My men filthy rich and almost dead.
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Beer
Beer is the answer....but I can't remember the question. :).
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Books
"The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them." ~Mark Twain~.
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When in doubt, SMILE, it confuses people :).
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The Lizard Spock Expansion
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporises rock,...
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People, in exasperation, sometimes wonder if they own their cats, or their cats own them. The cats do not need to speculate..
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Beyond Zebra
“There's no limit to how much you'll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go.” ― Dr. Seuss.
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Breakfast
the sign in the resteraunt said 'breakfast anytime', so i ordered french toast in the during renaissance. ~Stephen Wright.
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Chocolates
Good people give you chocolate. Great people give you lots of chocolates..
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Knowledge Is Power
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil..
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Love What My Nephew Said
"Come and listen to my secret music. But only the boys can listen. Girls, don't listen!" Oh and his "secret music" was great, he sung about a triceratops while playing his kids sized grand piano.
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Life
Whoever said life was short, didn't realise it would be the longest thing they ever did. ~ unknown.
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I hate when you're about to hug someone REALLY sexy and your face hits the mirror....
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Most people can't tell apart freaks and geniuses, this includes the freaks and geniuses themselves..
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5 Deaths
"5 deaths is not a disaster... 21+ catastrophe; 16 to 21 disaster; 8 to 15 calamity... 5. Thats a crying shame." from Dead Like Me..
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"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." - Fran Lebowicz..
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Tickle
Why do ppl taze/tickle me. It hurts them more then me!.
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Invisable
If i was invisable i would beat up a mime. It would be an awesome show..
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Cat naps...
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. eek. eek. (Cat naps...).
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Life is hard. After all, it kills you. -Katharine Hepburn.
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Beauty Tips: How to look younger Don't be born too soon..
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