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#1 So you're thinking about committing suicide. That is, I figure you probably are if you're reading this, judging by the e-mail I get every day.
Oright then I'm getting it right off my chest right now - the ranking system used by Opuss to sift through its members' order of merit should be scrapped.
~I really like doing things from Richs POV, Ill probably try Jonahs soon but Ill be doing this more often!~ *chapt 13 part 3* Richs POV "I think over there," Jonah pointed out the obvious.
-Warning this story contains scenes of a graphic nature and should not be read if you are of a sensitive disposition- HORROR-SCOPE #1 Eder City Docklands 21'st March 2012 12:01 AM ...
Cliche #2 "What do you want?" "Please come back to me (Generic Name), I wasn't trying to hurt you. Believe me. I would die for you." Notes: Right, so many things wrong with that.
#1 You can change the name of documents just by clicking its name up in the menu bar. #2 (will update this post as I get to learn more tricks).
Cliché #1: "Do you believe you are ready to take the thrown?" Shakes head, "No, I'm just a boy, I'm nothing special." "And that is precisely why the thrown is yours." Notes: Okay, that ending is...
#1 Bake/Make something. Try cheese cake, cookies, muffins and lemonade. #2 Go swimming. Swimming is quite possibly in the top ten things to do in the summer. Its fun, too.
This isn't exactly a parody. It's kind of like one except I changed the lyrics so they describe me. Enjoy. Hey Spain. We sure harvested a ton of tomatoes this year. Nice work.
This is a screenplay I only started for a project in my Writing for Interactive Media class.
When you write a story and expect to become #1 on Opuss. After 2 months there are no likes or comments..
Call me an attention whore, A drama queen Yes.. I like the attention, don't we all.
Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the Times.
The Opussian army assembled across the great land of The App Store. They bore the emblem of a thousand tiny paw prints and armed themselves with a arsenal of words.
3) the misadventures of Johnny foreigner part 1. Chapter 1, in which johnny foreigner does not altogether see a play Normal objects do not change place in space and time often.
All the bluesbury-based stories in one. Be warned: there are 5 of them. It is very, very long. (7982 words).
I have managed to move up the ranking charts without doing anything. If I write nothing for a year will I be #1?.
My rank is #0. Is that better than #1?.
My dear friends, it is @octopuss and I found new fun solution for promotion and support of poets and writers.
Sunrise in the night. The moon shines in the day. Pigs are flying in the sky and butterflies are snoring in their sleep. Ants skip a day of work and humans live in peace for once.
MORE useless facts: 1). The average biro can write 2 miles. 2). Backpfeifengesicht is german for 'a face that makes you want to hit it'. 3). 5% of koalas have bad backs 4).
This post is intellectual poetic game.
Hi hi hi-kuuuu)))) Hello everybody, since this day I start to posting new series of tinny Japanese poems - haiku/hokku. Some of them are canonic but some are free-form.
Disclaimer: In today's diverse society there are plenty of crazy hairstyles and personal statements around, and although I may allude to their differences rather heavily in this post, please take...