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#4lines4fun My sister, she's at it again. She really is the ultimate fool, Out in the snow with her friends today, In just a bikini, she’d thought it was cool. ___________ This is completely true.
#4lines4fun Waiting for hours For just one sneeze When will it come. Just come already please!.
#4lines4fun Prince Charming kissed her lips Snow White stirred from her sleep And by the time of waking He'd penetrated deep.
#4lines4fun Here I go again One more poem before goodnight Probably in twenty minutes You'll realize that I lied.
#4lines4fun Mary had a little shit Then wiped her arse with wool But the silly ma'am left it on the lamb The bloody stupid fool!.
#4lines4fun Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet Eating her curds and whey When along came a spider, that sat down beside her And she said, 'Bugger off hairy legs!'.
#4lines4fun #littlesense. Terry the T-Rex who had to wear specs. Was worried the dinos would lose all respect. So he bought contact lenses to wear them instead.
Let's mix some plaster, plaster for your master He's sculpting with a passion -a passion in the mansion. A big batch we must make -must make before he bakes.
They stacked the dominos -they did, one after the other. They lined it up too -all neat, in line no bother.
I'd love to post a piece of merit, But I'm too tired to write and share it. I can't be bothered to think of a verse, I'd rather scratch my arse and curse. #4lines4fun.
Stuck on the crapper I've already peed Kinda clogged up That's more then you need #4lines4fun.
Last week in countryside I saw poem -toilet papers "People sure appreciate poetry here... Geez what culture rapers...
Lost inside my iPhone 4, not looking at the world Everyday I use it more, then one day, forgot the cord And then with battery dead, no connection to you I was forced to see, oh my god. The sky is...
#4lines4fun He needed to go What could he do. Pulled down his trousers And started to poo.
#4lines4fun Car window rolled up on my arm No way to get loose without doing harm Stuck in the parking lot all alone Now where the hell is my bloody phone.
#4lines4fun. 'Get off!' she cried, 'For I just cannot stand. What the hell that it is that you've done to your hand'. Think yourself lucky I've not burst this blister.
#4lines4fun #blameleelee A little bit of trivia, to get you through the day Did you know that monkeys, are 73 percent gay I think that numbers slightly off I'm sure they swing both ways.
#4lines4fun Earlier today I picked my nose How did it taste. Ok, as it goes....
#4lines4fun Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty played with his balls All of the kings forces including the wrens Wanted to see Humpty come again and again.
#4lines4fun Lesbians all women are Or at least the ones I've met They tell me this right at the start Thats just my luck/look I guess.
#4lines4fun I've never had a first kiss, You looked at me and I looked at you, Our heads bent in, our lips grew nearer, And then you puked on me..
#4lines4fun Out from the shadows I crept up to you Finally you hesitantly turned around And I screamed out BOOOOO Then stood in the mess you left on the ground.
#nightdwellers #4lines4fun The walls tumble down. The ghosts howl under my bed. Drowning in darkness. Did you think this was a haiku?.
#4lines4fun I only eat on Tuesdays But on Tuesdays I do feast On Wednesday through to Monday though My stomach probably hates me.