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By Miscellaneous Muhahaha. I'm so evil.... ô/ could you get that face. It's supposed to be a mysterious peering around in a dark alleyway waiting for your secret agent while in enemy territory...
Chapter one.
Carlo was not a man to be messed with, he was a camel. He hailed from a sand dune that was located somewhere between Egypt and Jordan. I do actually mean the countries and not glamour models.
An old woman resembling a slightly misused hedgehog wandered the maze like aisles of Tesco.
I'm going round the bend. But then I realised it was straight. I'm losing my marbles. But I never had any in the first place... As mad as a march hare, Why are they mad anyway.
Hello again. I have just realised how much I have been missing Opuss over these few days or months (I'm not sure how long) that I've been absent. Anywho, I'm back, with with a new story as well.
So there was 3 monkeys in the park blowing bubbles. The police arrive and say "Don't you know it's a crime to blow bubbles in the park" So he take them to jail they go to court the next morning.
I had a very peculiar dream, I had dinner with the Queen. A hot summers day, but all the windows shut, And when the butler left, she lifted her dress and showed me her butt.
Whiskercat, whiskercat, where have you been. I went over to Opuss to check out the scene Whiskercat, whiskercat, what did you find.
Have you ever been chased by a pony and given it the slip. Have you ever had a big night and woke up in a skip. Have you ever been told you look like the queen.
I had a very peculiar dream, I had dinner with the Queen. A hot summers day, but all the windows shut, And when the butler left, she lifted her dress and showed me her butt.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the kings horses and all the kings men Couldn't put Humpty together again...
I was eating a dish at a restaurant and the waiter told me not to, he informed me that they have food on their menu. The reason I was at the restaurant was to investigate their chairs.
Imagine a place full of bright blue potatoes, Full of trees touching trees upon trees of tomatoes, Think of fish twice the size of the United Kingdom, Think of yaks and bananas in frocks swimming...
I'm in the middle of building a robot, it's a full life scale model of myself I've made it out of cardboard boxes and some wood that used to be my shelf I've covered it in bacon, to act as a kind of...
@Irrational_Kimmi The dolphins are out to get us, They want us dead, you know. They've got machine guns, plenty, To finish off the show.
Science question: How do we grow, explain your answer with as much science as possible.
#opussweeklychallenge Fashion Crime. Alert, alert. DCI Spanx is investigating. I, Maryam, am an important member. The culprit was spotted in the princess's wedding ballroom.
#Opussweeklychallenge Officer: DCI Spanx and Sergeant Spandex Report no: 12309 Date: 12/11/2012 Time: 21.22 hours Suspect: Nicky Knickers Crime: Committing an offensive act against...
One day, maybe it was Tuesday or Friday...whatever Jimmothy was a moose and didn't really give a shit...the moose named Jimmothy went to market.
Here goes... There once was a man called daniel, He had ears like a cocker spaniel, They swished from side to side, One day he cried, When he burnt his ear in the gravy granules.
Phil's in the room, yea Phil's in the room, we are in the room and Phil's in the room. (Phil's in the room) We are in this room cos Phil's in the room, no doom and gloom when Phil's in the room.
#opussweeklychallenge When Ralphie met Fluffles, Good God. The kerfuffles. The room was *meow* *snuffles*, All catnip and truffles.
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