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gazplend
gazplend

Bikini Vets 1

Oh dear what can the matter be. Killer owls hide high up in the tree. Using your head as a moving lavatory. I will hide from Monday to saturday. Then Sunday I'll take them down.

24 8 77 words
Delilah
Delilah

The Red Swan Of Doom!

Don't forget too soon The 17th June A new bird has thickened the plot. He's red and regal, Graceful and evil, Come to take your pants, the whole lot.

14 5 129 words
eyes5ib
eyes5ib

Steeeeeeeeve The Truck Driver!!!

(for @OdinsFist). I was driving down the mountain road. In my truck was a heavy load. The road was covered on some ice. I hated it cus it was not nice. The snow was falling from the sky.

8 19 198 words