Politics
A man walks up to this guy and asks him to tell you about the politics of his country.
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The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating, but only 10% enters the female, and you wondered why the sea tasted so Fu*kin salty!.
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<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 I LOVE YOU just kidding I want to throw a chair at your face.
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... Whoooops
If you think 7 year of bad luck is to much for breaking a mirror ... Try breaking a condom.
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Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should talk about SEX." Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do you want to know ?"..
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Weather, Always The Weather
Ooooh, lovely, thunder and lightning. My biggest wish was to have a flash and bang in my bed at night..
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A female weightlifter pays a visit to her doctor and says "I've been taking steroids and it seems I have grown a cock." "Anabolic?" asks the Doctor "No just a cock" she replies..
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What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild. Money..
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Random moment from my life #26
(me talking about Verka Serdyuchka) My cousin: Who is he. Me: He'a basically the Lady Gaga of Ukraine. My cousin: Is he cute. Me: He's a transvestite..
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Online Chat
I was chatting to this woman online earlier, she said: "So tell me, what do they call you?" "Tripod" 'I replied. "Oooh, why do they call you that, got a big one have you?" She asked.
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I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend. Until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park..
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I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia..
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Queen's Speech
Every Christmas I watch the Queen's speech, it's always one of my more shameful wanks..
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I love the site bigbustycoons.com Those guys sure have really good bus companies..
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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room. Two, if they're sliced thin enough..
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Have you seen the new film about the unhappy lesbian. It's called Miserable Les..
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Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common. A: They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them..
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Fact of life: When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a bra... When a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that bra....
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what did one tampon say to the other tampon. nothing, they're both stuck up cunts.
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Library Joke #11
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suffocation. The librarian says, "Would you like a bag with that?".
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Library Joke #10
A woman walked into a library and asked for a book on euphemisms. So the librarian took her up the rear aisle and let her have it..
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Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common. A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get..
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Library Joke #6
A man walks into a library and asks for a book about Indecent Exposure. "Fuck off" said the librarian "You've already taken it out.".
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Library Joke #4
A woman walks into a library and asks for a book on childbirth. The librarian says "try over there in the C section"..
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