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What did the bird army general say whilst in a war. RETWEET!!.
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Ha Ha
Q1: why do elephants were sandals on sand. A1: So they don't sink. Q2: why do ostriches stick there heads in the ground. A2: To see the elephants which didn't were sandals!.
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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you. Pull the pin and throw it back!.
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Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it. A: Nothing, it just let out a little whine..
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Kul
Hur vet man att det varit en elefant i kylskåpet. - det står en motorcykel utanför...
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About A Chicken
Way did a chicken cross the road. Because the chicken needed to be eaten.
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About The Cow
Way did the cow cross the road. Because the cow needed to be milked.
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(\ ____ /) / @__@ \ ( (oo) ) `-.~ ~.
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Pork
Stewardess: Would you like a ham sandwich. Uncle: Oh, sorry, I don't eat pork. Stewardess: But it's ham, sir. Uncle: But ham comes from a pig.
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3 Frogs
There were three frogs staying in a bathroom hotel one slept in the bath one slept in the sink and one in the toilet two of them had a good night but the one in the toliet didn't he said first it...
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My Cat Goes Flying Through The Air
My cat goes flying through the air from over there to over there he lands and runs right back and then goes flying through the air again.
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Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.
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Joke #29
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them died of natural causes. In grief, the second monkey passed away two days later.
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Dog
Took the dog for a walk through the cemetery,passed a woman,who said morning,I said no just walking the dog.
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Stick Insect
Why is the letter "T" so important to stick insects. Because otherwise they'd be a sick insect!.
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Cat Joke
How do you get milk from a kitten. Take it's bowl away!.
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Joke #21
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
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Pets
Whenever i accidentally hurt my pet, I'm like "OH MY GOD. OH IM SO SORRY," and they run away. I run after them like "LET ME LOOVE YOUU!".
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Hot Dog
What did the dog say when he went to the Hot Dog place. How could you do this to my family!!!!!!.
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Bear meets Rabbit Bear says to rabbit do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur. Rabbit replies no. So bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him. HaHa.
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Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.
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Cows
There are 4 cows in a meadow; 1 mama cow and 3 baby cows.
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Random
There were two hippopotamuses lying in a swamp. One hippo rolled over and said to the other one, " you know what. I keep thinking its tuesday!".
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Joke #4
The bartender says, "No, we have cherries and grapes but no olives." "Oh," says the duck and leaves.
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