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Below the sight of the six-footers, lies the lush, ever-green grass, caressing the summer breeze –as it cautiously blows between the tiny delicate hairs of grass, feeding it awareness that its...
Oh look. Here's somebody That I ain't seen for a while Oh yes, it's the treesnail His return has made me smile Hello Mr.
For @naaviie. I'm a *hic* spider,. *hic* and black,. With 8 long legs,. And a pack on my back,. I crept in the D-Den,. To *hic* hidden attic door,. And I drank all your cider,.
Backstroke with eight legs,. Floating at the top of kegs,. Giant wooden barrels, steel rings,. Fermenting cider - a marvellous thing,. Gallons and gallons enjoyed in secret,.
#household @Glen My goldfish's name is Chicken; I know, I know, weird name. But 'tis the name thus written, which added to his fame.
#household I am a fish, I would make a nice dish, But a dish I shan't make, For I talk, goodness sake, As a pet, I would be a great wish.
One rose I put beneath you last valentines day. Then I opened my wings and flew away. I said to you I love you so much. I love your voice I love your touch. You wrote on a paper and gave it to me.
I could not find my manservant Squirrel. He was nowhere to be found. He was not in my kitchen nor was he in my sock drawer. I summoned my other manservant Parakeet.
There was this old potato that fell out of a sack it was formally sitting inside of, at the supermarket. The supermarket in question is not relevant.
R oyalty, in their own minds, A lways disapprove of everything; B etter let them have their own way, B efore you get a nip, or worse.
A rabbit has appeared on the moon A quite unusual sight He's all furry and cute, and quick-footed too, He moves at the speed of light But there's pain behind those little eyes, A story left...
Kim's mate, Sid Was a 5 legged spider At first, there was fear Now love is inside her What a lovely thing To just come back And say 'I'm off now, Kim You're the best in the pack You didn't dust...
There once was a frog named Bob, Who ate lots of corn on the cob, He got really fat, Then fell flat, And was trampled by an angry mob, (I feel sorry for Bob!. He was a lovely frog.
#Household A little wooden ragdoll: Her fingers made of pegs, With worn-out grooves and lines of use, From her rope-hair to her legs.
#household Knife: (to fork) what do you do. Fork: Well, I have an awful job. People stab me into their food and shove me in their mouths. I mean, some people have no respect for forks. Knife: Oh...
I saw pidgeon today in a tux of black and white feathers. A cute little waterproof jacket to handle all kinds of weathers. Walking along the paved pathway bobbing his little head.
So, The dog was winding the wristwatch, And I noticed it was mine "What do you want with my favorite watch.
There's a sloth upon my couch, This time it isn't me. He slumps and grumps and munches snacks While watching my tv. His hair hangs like a floor mop, His mouth can only mutter.
So, up marches Prudence the Penguin. With his luggage tucked under his wings.. "What do you keep in your suitcase.
My parody of Sting's 'An Englishman in New York'. Purely meant as a bit of fun - try reading it along with the actual song.
Two brooms hanging in a cupboard and were having a chat and decided to get married They arrived at the church the bridebroom looking gorgeous in a long flowing bridebroom's dress and the...
'Oh my,' said Mr. Left Thumb, 'This week has been a farce. I've bled until kingdom come Because of some silly arse.
In lieu of @eddie12309 's Improvisation Challenge... There once was a little egg Who sprouted two ickle legs But he fell on his ass Rolling in the grass He felt just like Peg-Leg-Meg.
I'd like to just say hello to you all Before I start this silly poem about my little blue ball This probly seems pointless Well actually it will be Well, not really pointless Just a little bit...