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Dear diary, Today Is finally the day where I steal it, and by it I mean I can't even write it down in case someone finds this which I'm sure they wont, I'm going to put it in my underpants and let's...
ACCOMPLISHED : bought cat food STILL TO DO: defeat superbrat world domination Mum phoned today, she never understands. Always telling me to go back to uni, find a nice girl and settle down.
My evil scheme was finally put into place today and I now await the results. Everyone Ive asked agrees that this makes me the most terrible fiend to have made the journey from Zarktog to planet Earth.
Cliffy, the final chapter. Opening his eyes, cliffy slowly blinked himself awake.
A deadly fire raged at Pembroke hmr high security prison for high security criminals and nutjobs Criminals fled through a hole in a wall at the side of the prison, their feet crunching against the...
(I made this last year in work after seeing a slightly crazy guy come in with an epic moustache one day, it's a little gory, but the others should be safe!) The epic adventures of Cliffy B Sat high...
Ladies and gentlemen. There's nothing to fear. Hold on to your pants... Wonderman is here. Watch me as I rescue Your cat out of that tree. Catch him, now will you. I don't want him following me.
You heard about Riddick?. You keep what you kill. Riddick didn't like anything about the Necromonger way of life but, you keep what you kill, Riddick thought this was pretty cool.
Cinderella sharpened her glass heel,. Snow white dropped the apple core,. Belle threw the rose on the floor,. Mulan cut her hair some more,. Alice stomped on the rabbit's watch,.
Hey I'm Sooperdooperman. And I fly without wings. I've got x-ray vision. Among many other things. My sooperdooper powers. Set me apart from the rest. The ability to fly. Is what I like the best.
Goldilocks has never existed, Just one of Anderson's many listed, The girl behind the tale's true, Though differences. There are a few...
She stalks the streets in the dead of night, Not looking for a man or a surprise, But a switched off CCTV or a door not shut tight.
You know, when he enters the room, now there's going to a brawl. Death on two wheels, under the dead moon. You creep in fear, when he makes you crawl. He is the ace of spades, the one everyone hates.
Oh woe is me.
( took a while to join in but... Here tis!) Why don't you burn 'The Billy Goats Gruff '- That tatty yarn's A load of guff.
Dick the fixer the neighbourhood don. You need someone fixing he's the one. Give him a photo,address and 50 notes. Hell throw them in the river and see who floats. Hard as nails with a heart of gold.
Hidden in the dangerous depths Of the deep dark haunted wood Lurks a girl, all dressed in red Whom they call the Hood. Who knows what deadly secrets Are hidden in her woven basket.
Attention. Fellow inhabitants Of the wood. There's a bandit around. A menace. The Hood. She acts all sweet In her cloak of red But red stands for danger.
'Heavens Vow' - The dark swords name; Enchanted with God-Killing plague. Forged in the darkest Blacksmiths fire And tempered by a twisted old Mage.
The loveable rogue With his back up against the ropes Everybody puts him down Just to wear his crown Here take it it's yours - you sure.