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I'd had a bad week. Had a lot of drinking to do. Wanted to drop my troubles. At the door of 'The Anchor Blue'. I had 3 lagers, 4 JD and cokes. Followed by 5 vodka shots. The troubles were fading fast.
A girl on a bar stool fidgets with her fussy pink skirt, wishing she hadn't given in and picked dare. The music--or noise, rather--was giving her a headache.
Let me tell you a story of a place I know well, It's drab and it's filthy and hotter than hell, The paintwork is peeling, the decor is grim, Clientele unfeeling and impossibly dim.
Scruffy blokes. Filthy jokes. Bloodshot eyes. Slurring lies. Stinky sweat. Place a bet. Steaks and chips. Bulging hips. Grubby knees. Bums to squeeze. Drugs and pills. Alcoholic fills. Mini skirts.
From across the bar we flirted Went on like this for weeks I was feeling frustrated Are you a guy who speaks.
Give me a second I. I need to get my story straight. My friends are in the bathroom. Getting higher than the Empire State. My lover she's waiting for me. Just across the bar.
I’m free, I’m clear, and once again, I got away with it.
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Alan Brooks, the wizard of the deck, raised his game another level. "Come on John put your money where your mouth is" He urged vigorously "One more game double or quits, what do you say?".
And then there was you. Back to the wall, Drunk but still standing, No-one left to call. Smiling and laughing, Swaying hips. Awkwardly pissed. Either way your mine now.
There was this bartender & he was working at the bar one night. In walked a group of blondes & they were chanting "44 days.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees.
"Another round, dude." demanded Stephen, as he emptied the small glass in front of him.
So a guys in a dark bar and turns to the girl next to him and says "do you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The woman turns to him and says "I'm the women's heavy weight champion of the world and i'm...
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot.
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried. "What's the matter?" the bartender asks.
A man walks into a bar and asks for a coke because he's driving tonight, The bar tender points to a guy slumped over a table and replies I'll give it you for free if you'll take him home.
Seph looked at the phone in her hand, it felt unusually heavy as it dropped to the floor with a thud.
"Okay, okay..." Seph said in a 'don't have to bite me head off' way, holding her hands up in surrender and raising her eyebrows before turning her back on him and heading back to Jake and Andy in...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply.
I couldn't take my eyes off this girl in the bar the other night. She had the most fantastic body I'd ever seen. It was only when she turned around though, that I saw how ugly her face was.
A man limps into a bar with a cane and an alligator.
I could use your brain right now There's questions on my mind And I cant seem to find the answers Especially on my lonesome I wrote a list on this coaster Can I trouble you for a large drink To...