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I'm sry but I just had to post these, don't take offense plz. My friend told me then and she's blonde, so ya.... A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident.
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio. It took her a month to realize she could play it at night....
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators. A. They chip their teeth..
During a rock climbing expedition, an accident occurred, as some of the grappling hooks gave way.
Ok so I am on holiday and I go to the toilet. I find when I'm done I can't unlock the door. It's no use calling for my mum because I'm in a foreign country and I was like the only English family...
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you. Run - she is still holding the grenade!.
Always give 100% at work 12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday.
Blonde: what does IDK mean. Brunette: I Don't Know Blonde: OMG, no one knows!.
Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar. She heard that the drinks were on the house..
Q: How do you know a blonde has robbed your house. A: You notice the microwave is gone, but a note is there in it's place saying: "Thanks for the TV".
Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet. A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills..
"Hey, thank god I met you. You left your phone at my house yesterday. I tried ringing you but you didn't pick up!".
Whats the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley. A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.......
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
How to drown a blonde: Glue a mirror to the bottom of the pool.
The blonde haired and blue eyed are amazing aren't they?.
A blonde, brunet and a ginger entered a quiz show together. The aim was to get to the 100th step without laughing. The brunet got to the 17th step without laughing.
A blind man walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the barmaid brings him his drink he says 'Thank you.
this os rubbish but oh well A blonde, brunette and a redhead are in a cooking show. The cook says to the redhead roll the Pasterie. She does so. The brunette is told to stir the mixture. She obeys.
Brunette:im going to be the first brunette on mars!!. Ginger:ima be the first ginger on venus. Blonde:im going to be the first blonde on the.... Sun!!!. Brunette&ginger:youll burn duh!:0 Blonde:nah.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calculator. A: She couldn't find the 10 key..
Blonde: hey whats up Brunette: listening to Eminem.
One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home..