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On the first day of my holiday, I was sitting in a pub having lunch, When I looked around, I thought dear God, is that really what I am seeing.
He's amazing. John Cooper Clarke (born 25 January 1949) is an English performance poet who first became famous during the punk rock era of the late 1970s when he became known as a "punk poet"[1].
You and I are best of friends,. And a little more than that,. We're both completely opposite,. But opposites attract,. You're a girl and I'm a boy,. A Christian and a Wiccan,.
'Come get your flags. £5 for a big one and £2 for a little one!' A man shouts. Slush Puppies are in everyone's hands, And lollies are also selling good.
I sat in my chair. All achey and tired. I drank some redbull. And felt a bit wired. I jumped up and down. Bounced off of the walls. I found myself playin with my hairy balls. With jeans round my arse.
R eminds me every year O f how quickly time can pass us Y ears quickly disappear A scot your a bastard L ady's day with silly hats A nother year gone like that S illy names for silly horses...
Anybody else feeling incredibly patriotic after the last few days of the Jubilee celebrations.
Now I know that some people think that this frame of mind may not be cool or very independent thinking but....
Union Jack Cups Union Jack Plates Union Jack Crisp Packets Union Jack Hand Wash Union Jack Jam Pots Union Jack Cereal Union Jack T-Shirts Union Jack Shorts Union Jack Panties Union Jack Ice...
Once again Eurovision's On the telly. Come on Britain. Give it some welly. There've been Estonians in tinfoil And Frenchmen with cats Round their necks. Come on We're better than that.
Warning!. Offensive material towards the Queen and royal family, swear words have been used.
We like a boot sale, the missus and I. To pass a Sunday morning by. Get a CD you may have missed. A favourite film, hard to resist. Maybe a pair of jeans for work.
Oh - Toad in the 'Ole, Toad in the 'Ole, Nuthin' fills you up like good ol' Toad in the 'Ole.
There comes a time in a lot of relationships when it just feels right to say those four little words that you've been dying to say for ages. It's nerve wracking of course.
"Do you want to go on a march against the pasty tax?" No I don't. Here is why..... 1: it is not a tax on pasties, it is a tax on food which is served hot.
I'm beginning to think the left wing losers of Britain are just trying to annoy the upper classes with this ban.