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@MelchoirJ13 as promised... All was going spiffingly, The Olympics had begun, One little matter of administration; Lighting the flame had to be done.
Up watching the news on a Sunday Before we head off to church The weatherman pops up on the screen And my tummy begins to lurch; Wall to wall sunshine in England And highs of 24 degrees And if...
Summers approaching. It's coming fast. Shorts going on. We're having a blast. Go to the beach. Let's have some good fun. Stripping right down. Enjoying the sun. Headaches are brewing.
Standing in the queue. Waiting for a drink. How longs this bloody line. It's busy don't you think. People getting angry. They begin to fight. Oh yes this is normal. Our usual Friday night.
Tom and his friend Brian were working on the renovation of our cottage when he wrote this for me, there is more than a grain of truth in it .
Sunday, 13 March 2011 The River The power cut, Census my arse and the decapitated mouses head :0/Good evening 505 people on the stats!!.
Down in London for the day. On a boat in the flotilla. And on a vessel to my right. The family of Camilla. O what fun I'm gonna have. With the Parker-Bowles today. Look out for me upon TV.
Postman Pat where are you. I take it your not coming today. I know the transactions all went through, I'm waiting for stuff from eBay. Oh sure, you'll bring me junk mail, and red letters, bills to...
Does anyone remember that rapper on Britian's Got Talent. 'Lost my keys, Lost my phone' guy.
Is it just me or does everyone look half naked, Wearing next to nothing, this past week has been quite complicated Well actually I tell I lie It's pretty easy to understand, The sun has shown its...
Day 7) script for a one-minute radio show. S: Hello & welcome to *cheesy intro music* How Pun-derful. I am your host, Stephen Fry* and today's guest is Miranda Hart. Hello Miranda. M: Bonjour.
Sid squirrel was too excited to sleep, the package that he had ordered of the web was due to arrive this very morning.
John Cleese Letter to USA To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice...
This is a blog and this me. Hello there. Now, what do I put in these things.
This actually did happen to a real person, and the real person was me. I had gone to catch a train. This was April 1976, in Cambridge, U.K. I was a bit early for the train.
1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message - '...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...' 3.