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#movement Super gloopy, triple thick This stuff has got an extra kick So powerful it should be banned Don't spill it.
Pure pearly white feathers form majestic wings carrying Icarus through the sapphire skies. The golden suns searing rays gleaming and glittering off the ultramarine ocean.
#movement Follow your heart That's what her mother said That's just what she did And now she's dead Met a man Online you see Spoke to him for months She felt so free So much in common But worlds...
Box. Unopened. Carved of stone. Gift. Wedding. Took it home. Tempt. Question. Why can't I. No. Padlock. Softly sigh. Days. Passing. Temptation grew. Wish. Opening. Wouldn't you. Soon. Leaving.
The other day I saw a duck,. It was in a pond and it was stuck,. Ice had frozen the surface solid,. Its legs were trapped, and so I hurried,. Over to see how I could help,.
This old wooden frame painted in gold cracking and splitting without being told The picture inside Is of a young man An entrepreneur In a suit quite grand His top hat presses Against the frame...
I went to the barber. He cut off my hair, which would have been great, but he didn't stop there. He slipped with his scissors. He snipped with his shears, and cut off my eyebrows and both of my ears.
She stands before the mirror, draped in black green and gold, her riches surround her, but she cannot be happy when there is so much else to have....
I have a little problem Of this i'll say to thee I've covered up my japseye Now it's hard to pee If I'm slightly careful I won't wet my pants If I feel it trickling You'll see me start to...
Ignorance is bliss. Innocence is lost. Should've known better, to open pandoras box, What you don't know Can't hurt you, Or so tells the rhyme, But now I just sit here, Running out of time.
I once was a guy. Who went to some rave. Dancing about. Waiting for Dave. But Dave never came. So the party went on. I was dancing like mad. And bumped in to John. John was a hippy.
Thoughts are at bay As he lies on his back Eyes closed and at peace With the world as he drifts off to sleep His skin is warmed By the rays of a bright star His skin begins to glow red He'll soon...
When you light the candle:- Candle light will flicker, The flame will licker, Burn the wicker, When you blow The light will seize The wax is low The smoke makes you sneeze, When you leave the...
I know a Miss who was on the piss Quaffing loads of cider Headhurty surely in the post With all that booze inside her Me, I'm fine, I drank my wine Then washed it down with tea I didn't need the...
They say she sits upon a deep gray rock. They also say that on your ears she seems To set her lock. The waterfall hides her Beauty but not her voice.
He saw a girl, astonished by her beauty But as guard of the Labyrinth he continued his duty For his long bull's horns and human legs His humanity, he no longer begs He is taken by a beautiful girl.
They say you have it, The Midas touch A wish you wanted for years But now you see the downside when You can't dry your daughter's tears Your fantasies gave all be realised Rich beyond wildest...
morning glory,. warning story,. there once was a guy called cory,. who liked to have sex in the morning,. but when that got all boring,. he went into deep mourning,. and would go to sleep snoring,.
(modern day take on the wonderful tale by Sergei Prokofiev) Once upon a time, a little boy named Peter (who for reasons which are not very plain) Embarked on a path of treacherous deceit In a...
Be aware that things may not always Be as they do seem For all you know, I am a frog Behind this iPod screen You vest your wishes, hopes and dreams That I will be your prince But I am just a slimy...
Have you washed your hands little lady. Have you washed you hands. No. Well then you naughty thing. You'll have to wash them.
I went to the bar. To get me a drink. It wasn't the type. That you'll all think. In goes the whiskey. Lager and rum. Top up with vodka. Now isn't this fun. Pour in some extras. Bitter and coke.
I am a silent killer. You don't even know Im stalking you. Sitting, waiting. Waiting for a time. When I will spring forward and claim you as my prize. You will be mine. Of that I can be sure.
When you're feeling down. And you're life begins to stink. Have no fear my friend. Here's a bottle of drink. When you've drunk just half. Your brain decides to thaw. Here ya go my friend.