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#cheesebattle You think it's over. You're in for a shock I think I hear a knock knock knock Oh, never mind I'm teleporting in Like Starship enterprise I think I win.
#cheesebattle 'Bright eyed and bushy tailed?' Oh dear ladies, seems you've failed.
#cheesebattle. Delilah, Delilah, deary dear,. It seems you're sleepy and quite queer,. You put poor Daisy,. On Spit Roast,. Turned to full heat,. And made her toast,.
#cheesebattle Guys seriously, hauwl your whisht I'm only wakened, posh pash pish. Just got round to reading your dodgy threats My front door's titanium, how'd you like that.
#cheesebattle A little impatient, I feel the win When will this mornings battle begin. A bit of an impasse, it could be draw Come on heroes, wat'cha waitin' for.
#cheesebattle Dear Daring D and Nic Best wake up pretty quick There is bedhair Bloody everywhere We haven't missed a trick Good morning and god bless Haha.
#cheesebattle The D-Mobile in pieces The price that's paid so steep Evil ones awake But the girlies are asleep Jack has got his cheese Leelee's got bedhair Hero pants are washed Hanging ready in...
#cheesebattle We called a halt, Last night, round nine, Our cheesy battle, Going fine, We stole some pets, And fought with cheese, BedHaired some vets, And flew past trees, But, now, the day, Is...
#cheesebattle Spies in the D-Den. Off with their heads. And we've got your gran Making our beds. It's time to go old school; We're coming your way With our ninja moves And Nic's lactose-less ways.
#cheesebattle Not so much a poem, As just a little rhyme, Delilah, don't forget your chicken, Caged in Leer at mine..
#cheesebattle What is that sound that I can hear It's a ticking but I needn't fear Oh Nic, you threw out bombs with glee But you're dealing with BedHairLee While you weren't looking, I lobbed it...
#cheesebattle You wicked vet, Have you no heart.
#cheesebattle Don't you remember. I upgraded the car So it can soar so far, so far A magnetic shield I will deploy This thing ain't no Happy Meal toy. Repel your arrows, run for cover.
#cheesebattle I know it's a super car But now you've gone too far. So I've brought arrows and slings To damage your clip-on wings.
#cheesebattle Leicester we forget, The D-Mobile of Aston, With chicken seats, And cheesy feet, And seat belts meant to fasten, It has wings- a demon car, A monster of all monsters, That can fly...
#cheesebattle I've come knocking at your door Again with something else in store; I've rallied the three Herman Juniors Come to squish this lair of yours.
#cheesebattle Daring D you won't get far I buggered the gears in your car There's nothing worse Than stuck in first So slow, like driving thru tar.
#cheesebattle. Armed with guns of liquid cheese,. Egyptian Cotton, please, D, please,. I suggest, use Vanish, you,. To lift the scent of BedHead's poo,. Unless you wish to wear them now,.
#cheesebattle Really. You're sweating grating cheese. I'm in the D-Den with a cup of tea. I got a lift from Superman Him and me are tight.
#cheesebattle Nuclear eggs are everywhere Ha. No match for my bedhair Here D have your knickers back They disappeared right up my crack Give 'em a wash if I were you Oh my god they smell of poo.
#cheesebattle. Well, Delilah,. Aren't you getting feisty,. Like flaming salsa red hot sauce,. You sure aren't acting nicely,. So cool it, D,. Don't get your second,. Knicker layer twisted,.
#cheesebattle Come on now, you've just got this. Resorting to dodgy stripper tricks. With our nick-knack back-ups we're still a pain in the ass, Better get your good game on fast.
#cheesebattle Who's that at the door. Adopting a heroic stance. Seeking squirrel retribution In their shiny hero pants. Ha. Dynamic Duo Ready for funny stares.
#cheesebattle. Well Delilah,. With your car,. And chicken eggs,. You shant get far,. I have a few tricks up my sleeve,. A super soaker,. Filled with cheese,. Your chickens can't protect you now,.