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Fiddle, Fiddle, Thumping, on my John, In my bed with no boxers on; Load blew off, now it's gone, Fiddle, Fiddle, Thumping, on my John. #DarkNursery.
One, two, buckle my shoe, Three, four, knock at the door, Five, six, pick up bricks, Seven, eight, hit him straight, Nine, ten, hit him again, Eleven, twelve, dig and delve, Thirteen, fourteen, keep...
Little bo peep slaughtered her sheep, And didn't know where to hide them, Couldn't leave them alone, Or bring them home, People would surely find them, So their skins got the chop, Ended up in a...
Voices singing "pull it!" A pocket with a bullet. Pull-and-bang. Pull-and-bang. They all fall down. #darknursery.
Mondays child is bound to quit, Tuesdays child is full of shit, Wednesdays child is dumb and slow, Thursdays child no one knows, Fridays child hasn't a shit to be giving, Saturdays child's a dick,...
Hey diddle diddle The cat pissed and piddled Shot smack from a rusty spoon The little dog shat all over the cat 'Cos he had rabies, the loon #darknursery.
Hairy Mary Quite contrary How does your garden grow. With things that smell And not much else 'Cept little graves all in a row. #darknursery.
#darknursery Do you know the muffin man, The muffin man, The muffin man Do you know the muffin man Who loves on Drury Lane.
You best think twice, You best think twice, For I have a gun, For I have a gun, Don't try to run for I'll follow you dear, No one will know 'cause there's nobody near. You best think twice.
Row row row your boat, Gently down the stream. If you see my gun and I, You're dead before you scream. #darknursery.
#darknursery Twinkle twinkle Little star, I always know where you are. In your bedroom say "goodbye", One last wish before you die. And wherever you may be, You can't get away from me..
Inspired by @HeatherAnne Read 'Old Mother Hubbard.... Write your own warped nursery rhyme and tag it #darknursery.