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Hey, Sorry I kept you guys waiting... I thought I could post two chapters at the same time but no... I couldn't. I admit I have had this chapter since about 4:00pm... Sorry but here it is.
I knew this girlie Her hair was curly She was strapping though It turned out this girlie Who was rather burly Was once a chap called Joe Now Joe had a mate Who he once did date But it never worked...
I know I am choosy. I know I am particular. I know I am hard to please.
I've always been quite amused by chat up lines The latest one was "Excuse me do you have a plaster.
Think I need to try a northern lass. Fed up with southern chavy trash. Fancy some homemade hot pot pie. Not some manky pot noodle, I'll die. Altho I won't understand the lingo.
I am a fuss puss, Yes this could be true, Been out on a date again, It's the first one of a few.
Am from an alien generation. Men this Gen-X can't understand me much. Am stiff and boring. Too high on my integrity that I don't sleep around. Men I meet can't comprehend this.
I ran 5 blocks with out stopping and I still had 4 blocks to go before I was at Becca's house. Before I knew it I was there. I knocked on her door and her Mom answered.
#household Warning sexual content/words!.
Just found out how a first date that i had 6 months before how he really felt towards me. All I could think of was, why din't gave some signal that you liked me.
Chosen by...@leelee101 I don't want much to make me smile Something nice once in a while I do not need to dance till late To make a really perfect date.
I was introduced to you. By a friend of a friend. They thought we'd get on. Well that depends. You see although you're nice. A great bit of trouser leg. When you start talking. For silence I beg.
A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.
I'd been seeing this nurse for a few days and we finally got round to going to bed together,as I stripped out of my boxers I said "you must have seen a few of these where you work,how do you rate...
There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys.
What's the dumbest. Going out every weekend, getting drunk, and fucking some random chick. Then getting disappointed when she turns out to be a bitch.
And that doesn't refer to Facebook. My new years resolution has been to go out on dates more rather than just getting around.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again. 9. I'm not drunk I'm just intoxicated by you. 8. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. 7.
From an old email- Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-storey hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
I couldn't take my eyes off this girl in the bar the other night. She had the most fantastic body I'd ever seen. It was only when she turned around though, that I saw how ugly her face was.
He has slept with accountants and brokers, With a cowgirl (well, someone from Healds). He has slept with non-smokers and smokers In commercial and cultural fields.
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents.