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"I'm feeling so... orange today." "Huh?" "Well, I figured that you're blue when you're sad, and green when you're jealous. So you're orange when you're lonely." "Why orange.
DOG: when we meet people stop saying "this is my dog" WTF do you want me to say. DOG: say NOTHING, your my butler. That is all. Right, what do I call you.
Yesterday; Tom; "This guy at work is really pissing me off with his snide comments, I would do something but it's awkward infront of everyone.
You're quiet. Where are you. DOG: I've been planning a sneak attack. On me. DOG: that's right punk Lol, you can't sneak.
Just saying, this didn't actually happen to me... Me: Why the hell are you following me. Anonymous: My mom told me to follow my dreams... Me: That's sweet....but would you fuck off.
The reply to @leelee101 "Nick" So you think you have not seen me. Do you think that this is true. For you have always walked with me, as I have always walked with you.
WOMAN: What would you do if I died. Would you get married again. MAN: Definitely not. WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married. MAN: Of course I do. WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry.
DOG: why you put me in garden. Because you would drown. I have to call someone to fix this flood. DOG: DAM BUSTERS That's if you NEED a flood DOG: GHOST BUSTERS They bust GHOSTS.
DOG: you bought dog shampoo. Yes DOG: what for. Because you smell like a gorilla's dick. DOG: THAT'S MY SMELL What are you doing in the bathroom.
Anton Chigurh: What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss. Gas Station Proprietor: Sir. Anton Chigurh: The most. You ever lost. On a coin toss. Gas Station Proprietor: I don't know. I couldn't say.
Adam & God God said, 'Adam, I Want you to do something for Me.' Adam said, 'Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?' God said, 'Go down into that valley.' Adam said, 'What's a valley?' God...
DOG: the sofa cushions are ganging up on me. No they're not. DOG: Sorry, are you here. Don't patronise me. I know when I'm being attacked. Yeah alright. Calm down.
DOG: why you shut me in room. You know why. DOG: no I don't. You do so. DOG: because you using vacuum cleaner. Your smarter than you look. DOG: your not, you've got a face like a pug. So do you.
Girl : Do I ever cross your mind. Boy : No Girl : Do you like me. Boy : Not really Girl : Do you want me. Boy : No Girl : Would you cry if I left. Boy : No Girl : Would you live for me.
Jess: I don't understand this relationship. Harry: What do you mean. Jess: You enjoy being with her. Harry: Yeah. Jess: You find her attractive. Harry: Yeah. Jess: And you're not sleeping with her.