Toilet Humour
Today when I was at work I went up to the loo A pungent odour hit my nose Someone had done a poo.
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A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on...
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The Yellow Microphone
I once had a yellow microphone, That when you switched it on, It gobbled up the words you said, And made them come out wrong.
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The Interview
Lucy is awoken by the blast of a deafening ring that echoes continuously. She throws over her bed covers and prepares herself, for yet another job interview.
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"She's Not My Girlfriend!"
Just a normal weekday evening, me and my wife in the front room with the baby and the other children are at the dinning room table.
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Music
"I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
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The Awkward Silence
1. When the teacher tells off the class and everyone goes silent and you need to sneeze. 2. You've told a joke and you start laughing but stop suddenly because no one else is laughing. 3.
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Young
The F on my paper was the least of my worries. I had bigger problems to deal with, like John getting gum in my hair, and me, stupidly, trying to cut it put myself. Fail.
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