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Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. Stay away from prunes.
Oh, we're shall I begin. Whilst baking for many is a therapeutic pass-time for me it brings nothing but horrors and I never learn. Pour example, over Easter I baked St.
There's a Crocodile under the table, There’s a Crocodile under my chair; I can feel it scrape next to my slippers... Heaven knows how on Earth it got there.
News: X= End of chapter. x= start of same chapter (for update reasons.) Chapter I: Well, uhm... It was the middle of the School year.
"What am I going to do?" cried my tearful elderly relative.
A child was throwing a tantrum. His father said to him "I am extremely sick of your behaviour." So the child rush to the phone and called an ambulance saying his father was very sick.
A holiday camp for children is not exactly a place i plan on meeting anyone special, but it's where I got dragged each year with my sister and 3 brothers, yes you heard me right, 3 brothers.
Chapter 1: Nick was pretty pleased with himself; he had been busy studying for his Maths exam all weekend.
A young English boy finds a kilt and puts it on for a laugh .He goes to show his mum "look mum I'm Scottish ".She slaps him hard on the face "go tell that to your grandpa !!"."look grandpa I'm...
Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air.
So after we heard the door slam, Peter and Mike came running into my room with a bucket, and the next thing we knew, we were all wet... "SURPRISE!" hollered Peter. "Did you like it?" asked Mike.
A 7 year old boy and his 4 year old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?, says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing". The 4 year old nods his head in...