CORN
Q- What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn. A- Where's Pop Corn?.
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Food
Hey hmm I like food c: we have an amazing relationship c: .
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Christmas Day
#adventchallenge. Christmas is here. Think i may get fat. Xmas dinner, Xmas pudding. Drinking and all that. Love the Xmas dinner. It's so worth the Wait. Prawn cocktail for starter. OMG it's great.
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Stuffed
#adventchallenge T hough you've really had enough, there's always room for more U ndo your belt and trousers so your gut rests on the floor R eally all you want is some booze to drown the...
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Pre Order
If u are going to pre order a meal.... 1- Turn up. There is always a no show 2-Be on time. Don't say 6:30 then swagger in 20 minutes late and expect everything to be in tip top condition.
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Hungry
A party just bustling. With strangers, with guests. Filled to the brim with delights. Only the best. Crisp white wines. And rich burgundies. Sweets and snacks. And grommet cheese. Cakes and cookies.
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Delicious Christmas Food To Look Forward to..... Mince pies Sausage rolls Turkey Stuffing Christmas cake Smoked salmon Cheese (board).
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Mince Pies... Mmmmm...
Christmas's scent Wafts through the entire house When someone buys A pack of mince pies A family gathers merrily Exchanging festivities and treats When someone buys A pack of mince pies Sweet, with...
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Toast
Burnt toast= ( -_- ) Burnt toast + nutella= :D.
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Sprouts
Sprouts are elf bogeys We all know. I'm not lying. I'm promise I swear Sprouts are elf bogeys. We all know Thanks to this opus Don't eat sprouts u know what they are.
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Sandwich
I just had one. Cheese. Bread. Butter. Mayo. Sausage. It was phenomenal. Go make one. :D.
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Fat
Daisy me rolling, they haiting.
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But what if we cry when we cut onions because many years ago there was a Great War between humans and onions and when we smell an onion we shed tears of sorrow at the lost-lost memory of those lost...
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Food
I love food You love food Food is so good I wish everybody had food Everybody deserves food (:.
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Happy Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving. It is a time for celebrating life, death, love, hatred. Being with family and friends, digging into turkey, rolls, an cranberry sauce.
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Holy? Guacamole
Who decided I belived in god for me. - guacamole on the topic, Holy Guacamole..
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Rice Pudding
My thoughts on rice pudding... Sticky, milky, cold rice. Nice. :).
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KFC
Kids Fattening Centre Lol xxxxx.
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Honestly, I cannot say "no" to junk food :(.
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'Can I take your order sir?' Asked the waiter. 'Certainly not. I'm eating it and I'm paying for it!!'.
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Poverty
I'm not one for poems or stories and such. So I'm just going to write this. While you're sitting, lying, standing there reading this, people in the world are suffering so badly.
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Boyfri(end). Girlfri(end). Bestfri(end). Fri(end). Pizz(always)..
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Halloween Feast
Welcome, enter, Take a seat, I've prepared A Halloween treat, Candied eyeballs For a start, Followed up by A human heart, Fried frogs legs And roasted bat, Sanguine wine To wash down that.
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Question:How do u make an apple puff. Answer: chase it round the kitchen Ha ha.
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