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I've heard of a cake called Herman Origin unknown, could be German On this, you can bank He's the size of a tank Not a Panzer, but maybe a Sherman And if Herman decides to blow There's nowhere to...
Much fun was had in Wonderland, A good time had occurred And after a weekend of parties The crazies collapsed into bed without a word. But lo. What was the grumble From Delilah's tum.
When you really fuck me off, Drive me absolutely insane, There are two guys that can help, I'll tell you both their names. They cool me down from my rage, Make me ready to turn to a fresh new page.
When I'm feeling rather peckish Nothing beats a packet of crisps Opening the pack all excited My heart drops when I look inside it Where's the crisps?...you'll hear me say There's hardly any...to my...
While working at a pizza parlor, I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.
First it was a hiss Then it was a roar Ladles clanged on saucepans As they went to war They’d rustled up some mischief A most rapacious menu Each of their objectives A television venue Their schedule...
Have you seen the lugubrious cheese. It's looking rather sad. I'm not sure if it didn't sleep well, or whether its actually gone bad.
Oh my god.
Friday night you can picture the sight I've just come from the pub Don't know about you but about this time I tend to start thinking about grub What will it be. A curry perhaps.
Don't you love it when you've had a bag of crisps(potato chips in America), and at the end you pore the remaining crumbs into the funnel that is your mouth.The bottom of the bag is where all the...
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live...