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I don't understand why on earth "The Simpsons" is trying to be more like "Family guy", I mean I watch "The Simpsons" to escape "Family guy!".
I lie, I steal, I cheat and I still don't get any respect!.
this guy at my school put 20 dollars into the vending machine to buy cheetos and he got 380 nickels back a teacher had to take him to the office bc he was crying so hard..
Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard...
In order to be old and wise, You must first have to be young and stupid. ~unknown.
oh what a nice shade of bitch you're wearing today..
Valentines day: A.K.A the worst day of the year for singles..
Chocolate makes everything better!.
Sanity: Something I'm losing more and more of everyday..
I'm basically an old lay in a young body..
There is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in win..
Idiots.............................................Idiots everywhere..
Opuss: Where I go to escape the swarm of idiots that surround me..
I'm not crazy, everyone else is just abnormally sane..
The Simpsons: My life in a cartoon..
Pizza can't solve everything..
SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE.
Some people just need some sense smacked in them..................on the head.................................................with a baseball bat..
Being funny doesn't mean you have a sense of humor -Brooke.
Me: I'd like some Coke, please. Waitress: Is Pepsi okay. Me: Is Monopoly money okay?. I saw it somewhere, I didn't make this up myself..
Don't make me go all clazy Asian rady on you!.
homework... AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO' DAT..
“If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.” ― Kurt Cobain.
That moment that you realize you've spent three hours reading but only read 90 pages :-/.