A Greg Cruse Joke
Sad news about that robot that killed his inventor, turned out he had a screw loose..
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A Greg Cruse Joke
What do you call someone who works in IT, has a small penis and suffers from erectile disfunction. Microsoft.
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A Greg Cruse Joke
After the ewocks found that smoking was bad for you, they started to chewbackie instead..
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Six Afraid
Why was six afraid of seven. It wasn't. Numbers aren't sentient and thus are incapable of feeling fear..
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Biologist
Why did the biologist go shopping. He needed some new jeans.
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Science conference
I went to a science conference about static in the air The atmosphere was electric.
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Scientific wife
My annoying wife is obsessed with Nitrogen and Silver All it is is NAg NAg NAg....
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Game Changer
Behind every successful gamer there lies a woman. To many it's princess toadstool of Super Mario!.
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Old Is Gold
Smart phones. I still live in the world of "Torch phones" !.
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Every Bachelor's Dilemma
Which end of the room do I start cleaning first from. !.
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Chemistry
We should take all these bad chemistry jokes, And Barium :).
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Randomness #3
ADELE: I'll set fire to the rain. Me: No you can't ADELE it's physically impossible. Looks like someone wasn't paying attention in science class!.
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Fundamental Joke
A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says "At last. Without you, we can't have mass!".
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Heavy Water
I hate heavy water it's so dense.
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Science
I met a girl in science We showed a lot of chemistry.
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Out Of Jokes
I tried to write a good chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.
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Sims
I have a huge house, a gorgeous body, loads of cash, tons of friends, I have a perfect life... Thank you Sims :).
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Greek mythology yo mama joke
Yo mama is so ugly that when Medusa saw her she turned to stone. Sorry if this joke really sucks. It was just some random idea I had.
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Nah...
They say we are gonna die in 2012... Yet they can't even predict the weather right....
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Robots
Which robot is only divisible by itself and 1. Optimus prime.
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Untitled
Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks if he wants a drink. Descartes says, "I think not," and disappears..
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Chemistry jokes
We should take all the bad chemistry jokes and Barium!.
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Who's Up For A Joke
What does a nosy pepper do. Gets jalapeño business . Guffaw.
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Authority
I used to be indecisive now I'm not so sure..
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