1 In 4 Men Are Gay
This means that one of my four friends are gay... I hope it's George, he is super cute :D.
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I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her. "That's total bollocks" I replied. By text, from across the road..
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They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I hope it's Michael - he's super cute..
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Cute Guy
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I flashed him a smile. He came up to me and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?".
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Beardy Bard
I grew a beard I didn't mean to, I was ill and forgot to shave. I called it a fever beard Now it needs taming.
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Women And brotherhoods
Why most secret organizations is closed to women. Firstly, many secret organizations is called "brotherhoods". And well, if women was allowed, then they would not stay secret for long.....
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Mankind
-"There's a reason why it's called 'MANkind'." -"Yeah, the first syllable was lost in translation.".
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Multitasking.
It is a fact that a Woman cannot multitask. I told my wife this morning to sit down and shut up... And she couldn't do either..
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Attractive?
Why do men find breasts so attractive. They are just big round balls of fat....
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Roses Are Red
Roses are red My name is Dave I'm bad at poems Microwave.
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Hide And Seek Fail
I remember the shock I felt when my brother came out of the closet. I was almost asleep and had forgotten we were playing hide and seek..
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Hangover
There's a tiger In the bathroom!!!!.
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Heart Over Mind
I just saw this post awhile ago it said.
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Your Ex
Your ex asking to stay friends is like a kidnapper asking to stay in touch.
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Pizza
Whenever my wife is cooking, I like to walk up behind her, slowly stroke her hair and whisper into her ear... "Let's order a pizza.".
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The reason why girls want boyfriends... So the can blame the when something goes wrong and give god a break..
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Sickness?
A girl said to her boyfriend "im not feeling well today" He replied " to bad I was thinking we could go shopping" Girl says " I was only joking ;)" Boy says " so was I".
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After the game, the king and the pawn go to the same box!.
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Advice
For all the women - Find a man who ruins your lipstick not your mascara :P.
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How Did They Make Ladies Girst?
Once 2 lovers decided to commit suicide. The boy jumped first. The girl didn't..
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Girls Make Millionares?
A well known fact..... A woman can make a man a Millionaire.... But...... Only if the boy used to be a Billionaire.
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Why did God create man first. So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it..
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Feminism
I've made it crystal clear to my son that he is in big trouble if I ever catch him disrespecting any bitches or hoes..
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Vampire Tea
A male vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint of blood. Another male vampire walks in and asks for the same.
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