Blackmail By Bunny
A home for waifs and strays Is all that we're good for Bunny No.
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Said Into A Mirror
I am awesome. I radiate awesomeness.
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Dear Monday
Dear Monday, How did you get here so fast. Surely, the weekend was built to last. Hazy, lazy, sunny days, Now seem...so far away. The sun still shines, The blue sky...
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Fillintheblank Challenge
Well, Sunday evening and time to announce the winner of the "Jack Sprat" fill in the blanks challenge. Quite an easy task for me as the only entrant was Lee with "Jack Sprat Trims The Fat".
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100 Things A Numpty Likes (All In One Go)
#100things 1) Reading - to the point where, when I was little, my granny used to tell me off for spending pocket money on books rather than dresses or toys or whatnot.
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100 Things (Part 2)
#100things continued... 16) Christmas. I'm like a four year old at Christmas. So cute. Well, cute until I wake you up at five to go to the presents. 17) Drinking tea. So British, so addictive.
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Things I Hate..
I might as well..
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Black Magic
Black Magic, held Carefully, in my hand Squeezing gently Irreverently, This religion banned Church goers spy Me in the pew, sweating Profusely, Why.
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(non) Sex Day
So today was sex day at school, I didn't go in. I already know enough about what happens during sexy times, so I decided to skip.
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News To Me: Breaking Yesterday's News Today
It has been reported that the International Olympic Committee has voted to have wrestling removed from Olympic Games from the year 2020 (or going to vote or will remove it regardless?).
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My Drug Of Choice
I'm a chocoholic. Just give me an IV. If I gotta live on something. It's chocolate I want it to be. I'm a chocoholic. I gotta have some now. All I want for Christmas. Is my own Chocolate cow.
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I've Been Shot!
#opussweeklychallenge I was sitting in the cafe, All alone on Valentine's Day, Wanted someone to say, "I love you" but not by this way. Just walking through the rain, When I felt a very sharp pain.
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Odd Moment
I was on the way home in the car after a busy day at work with my parents. I had noticed that people in Enfield were prone to park their Porsches all over the place.
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When Glen Met God
My funeral was a dull affair, they put my ashes in a cup No one was more surprised than me, that instead of going down I went up I treated life without a care, I died like Elvis on the bog So here I...
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Birthday Shopping
I was waiting for my turn at cashier. I was stuck in another line too long. An old woman was turning her purse inside out, And another was humming an annoying song.
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Another 3 Limericks!
There was a wee girl called Able, Who was very slow at her Tables, Her teacher said: 'What's 6 times 3', She replied: 'Ah, yes, now that would be ??. Please Miss, I'd answer if I were able'.
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Bad Hair Day...
''Rights for hair, rights for hair. Freedom from this torture, This is far from fair. WE WANT RIGHTS FOR HAIR. We will not abide anymore, We won't do as we're told.
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Medal Of Patience!
Pulling on pyjamas, Opening a bottle of beer, Cutting up dinner, Trying to wash my hair, The kitchen's new decoration, Most of a tin of soup, Asking him to help me, That's now just on a loop.
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What Day Is It?
Woke up this morning, Hadn't a clue where I was, Didn't know if it was the weekend, Or if I needed to go to work. Brain all fuzzy, Eyes full of glue, Took quite some time, for my head to compute.
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3 Limericks
(Just to keep my hand in, so to speak, I have made up 3 silly Limericks which might appeal to the 'young' ones.
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While The Cat's Away...
Warning: Swear words within. Hey ho...
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ABC's Of Life
#acrostic #abc Warning: contains some profanity. Always wipe from front to back. Be a friend when friends you lack. Certain people come and go. Don't be afraid to slap a hoe.
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Sock Stealer
I'll scare your socks off Like I did with lee I'll then steal them all And you won't get them back from me. I'll come in the night The shadow behind you I will then take your socks Oh if only you...
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Tea With A Tiger
Taking tea with a tiger Watch for the claws. They chip the teapot When he pours Just one more crack And the thing will break.
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