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A laugh is another way of saying "be my friend".
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"a walk in the woods always helps me relax and release tension. the fact that i am dragging a body is entirely irrelevant".
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A Text Conversation
*Lauren sends a rather odd photo in group messages* Rachel: lol Me: omg Rachel: ikr Me: kmn Rachel: y. Me: idk.
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Talk About A Contradiction
"Too many chefs spoil the broth," and " Many hands make light work." Two contradicting proverbs. Typical. What advice are you meant to follow??.
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Me And My Mom
Mom: "Nanna, you love everything about them right. But if i show you a picture of them when you are 30 you will say..." Me: "Look children its your father and his friends" Mom: "What?" Me: "What?".
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Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit, but it's the highest form of humour!.
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i heard that god never sleeps... neither does devil...and i am not sure which one i am.
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bastards
there are two types of friends: friends who are not there when you need them, and friends who don't want to be there whether or not you need them and i call them bastards....
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i heard that drinking half a bottle vodka in one day could kill you. i call it fairy tale.
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Quote 10- Lemony Snicket
"If you are allergic to something, it is best to not put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats." -Lemony Snicket, Horseradish page 162.
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Quote 9- Lemony Snicket
"I heard once of a man who wanted desperately to be remembered after his death, so he spent his youth writing and rewriting his last words, and his old age repeating them every five minutes so that...
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Quote 6- Lemony Snicket
"A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border between countries, ao the officials can learn who are you, when were you born,...
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Fishing
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, Teach a man to fish and he will forever be full, Neglect to mention the bait and he will starve holding a stick..
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Quote 1 - Lemony Snicket
"It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches." - Lemony Snicket, Horseadish, page 16.
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don't let the bastard get you down. more important, don't be the bastard who gets others down.
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so, jesus was like a clown who went everywhere and said ,i'd help you.
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Epic Quotes
"Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation." Jimmy Carr.
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I can't taste my lips Can you do it for me ❔.
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"You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that. Last minute panic." - Bill Watterson.
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Dream as if you'll live forever because their is always a chance you'll become immortal..
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It Seems...
"It seems everyone I know is in love or in a relationship.... I'm like, "that's a nice poem... I like poems." Well that's me for ya......
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'Your father might be the head, but I am the neck and the neck can turn the head' My big fat Greek wedding.
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My Facebook
Sometimes I wish my life is as rich and exciting as it appears on my Facebook..
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You know what's awkward.
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