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A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze. " The bum said, "No. " The man asked, "Will you gamble it away. " The bum said, "No.
My name's Joe. And I have a story. Watch yourselves, because it’s quite gory. How did I take this ghostly formation. I’ll tell you, it was quite a humorous transformation.
“There are no stupid questions”. Speakers like to say. When they know full well that people ask. Stupid questions every day. “What time is the ten o’clock meeting?”. “Did you cut your hair?”.
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper.
A man met a woman who was blind. The two spent lots of time together and soon became to love each other.
A copper and a robber. Were perusing on their lot. Copper noticed what a load. Of money robber had got. He said to him Oh robber. I admire your wily skill. Clean getaway, a big payday.
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven...
An elderly man was walking in the park with his wife one day when he spotted a good friend of his. The three walked off and sat down at a nearby bench.
The call comes in that a man in the local takeaway is being beaten by two men. When i get there its all over.. One man is being helped back to his feet by passing public.
The face of Christ on a slice of toast Minus the Father and Holy Ghost Drew E bay bids from coast to coast The face of Christ - on a piece of toast Mohammed in some well chewed gum Sold for a vast...