Don't Tell A Teacher This Joke!
Q: What did the inflatable teacher say to the inflatable boy who brought a pin into the inflatable school.
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Buttitches
A kid named Buttitches had his first day at a new school. When the teacher asked what his name was he said "Buttitches".
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The Military Kid
One Day There Was A Boy Name Adam He Was Very Cool One Day He Talks With A Unknown People Unknown: hey kid What Is your name Lis , Pros , didi , Suva or Less. Hahahah Adam: My Name Is Adam You Idiot.
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A Typical Conversation....
Child: "Mum...." Mum: "No.." Child: "But....." Mum: " I said no and that's it!!" Child: "Hey Dad!!".
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
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The People On The Boat
Once there were people on a boat. And the very next day there wasn't a single one left. Why????. Because they were all married!!!!. Ha ha ha.
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Nock Nock Joke
Nock nock Who's their Doctor Doctor who You already said it By elif.
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The End Of Term
It was the end of term and all the kids were giving the teachers presents. Lucy was the last one to give Miss her present. Lucy's Dad worked at the bar so Miss expected the same present as last year.
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Solve The Riddle
My neighbor hates me My friend only hangs out with me because we are both not smart in most ways My friend (girl) is very athletic I have a weird pet and a weird house I come in one shape WHO AM I?.
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I'm a perfect girl I can have almost unlimited stuff All of my friends have a perfect smile And by the way I'm a Barbie girl, in a barbie world.
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The Day I Grew Up
The day I grew up; when my imaginary friends would not play with me..
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Chimney
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney Your to young to smoke.
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"A Dirty Joke"
A pig played in the mud..
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Knock Knock
Whats green and hard A frog that lifts weights.
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Follow Me For Tea
Hi please follow me I'll give you a cup of tea I'm good at making them How many sugars ten.
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I'm coming to school tomorrow in a hamster wheel, cause that's how I roll - .
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What's A Pregnant Woman To A Canibal?
Q:What's a pregnant woman to a cannibal. A: Kinder with surprise.
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Yo Momma
Yo Momma so fat when she goes on the lift she doesn't have to press any buttons because it just goes down... -Not meant to be offensive.
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Reasons For Saying Ok To Mom; 1% Because You Understand That You've Done Something Wrong. 99% So She Will Stop Talking..
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yo mama
you mamas so fat when she jumps into the sea all of the whales sing 'we are family' your momas so fat she tip toes in the north pole and the south pole has a averlanch your momas so dumb she...
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A B C
'Right class, for your homework this week, go home and learn the first 5 letters of the alphabet,' the teacher said to the group of nursery students. 'Ok!' they all said.
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Sara
Why did Sara fall of the swing. Because he had no arms Knock knock Who's there. Not Sara!.
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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up..
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Traffic Joke
What did the red light say to the green light. Don't look I'm changing!!.
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