Britney the Brit
Her name is Britney,. She's a Brit,. She drinks black tea,. And babysits,. In day, she speaks Queen's English, true,. In night, it's Cockney, jam jar, too,. She feeds the pigeons, eats the beans,.
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Her name is Britney,. She's a Brit,. She drinks black tea,. And babysits,. In day, she speaks Queen's English, true,. In night, it's Cockney, jam jar, too,. She feeds the pigeons, eats the beans,.
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