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There was a man from wedrebitt Who had a quite nasty habit He'd watch tons of porn Until early morn Poor guy, now he's killed his rabbit.
Is this what death feels like. Like ice chilling your soul. Should it feel like I'm falling. Straight to hot coals.
My mind's flying in a moment Full of unfathomable thoughts It's a million times active More than countless stars spinning At the night sky yonder!.
The teacher said alright, The homework for tonight, Is: I want you all to write.
A boy by the name of Lars, Wanted to go all the way to Mars, He was told it was too hot, But he didn't care a jot, And now he's somewhere in the stars!.
There once was a calf named Moo, Who wanted to go to the zoo. It's mum said 'don't be daft, You are such a laugh!' To which the little calf just said 'BOO!'.
There once was a bird called a Jay, Who wanted to lay its egg in May. But the Robin said, 'this won't do', And the Cuckoo said so too, Whilst other birds said it was OK!.
There was a wee bird called a lark, Who liked to sing in the dark. He said, "I'm afraid", "There could be night raids, And I'd be found dead in the park!".
Glen once knew a man who was sad. Nothing went right he was mad. Cheer up mate. Life can be great. Here have this cup with a Teabag. He took my cup and added water.
Thank goodness for our King Lee, Sense he always makes us see, Without his kind words, Our fights would get absurd, And I fear Opuss would cease to be. [for @LeeLee101].
There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He woke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that his dream had come true -Gary the Snail.
Empty inside. That's how I feel today, I wish i could steal someone's happiness. All that my mind knows, is that something will happen today, and till then, I'll wait because I'm curious.
Deep in the wabes of the wondering wobes wines a witch of the west east to the emphatic yet easy going entertainer who not only entertains he also lambently lies to the lion lying lazily underneath...
My mum got ill one day And ill she seemed to stay So ill do my part And wish with my heart That she wont stay that way.
*One naughty word.
You Just amongst shade There is a joy in you An darkling depth That you locked away so Long Presses at the creases of your skin yearning to get out I don't want...
There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find that his dream had come true. -Gary The Snail.
a time of year to laugh and cheer really fun always cold reeindeers in the sky Santa on his sleigh family and friends come together as one presents and party fun trees and decorations...
There once was a sad old elf, Who lived all alone by himself. Santa made cuts, He got stuck in the ruts, And he had nothing, no nothing of wealth..
Charlie chocolate, chose to chew a charming piece of chewing gum. Charlie Finnish his chewing gum and chewed a piece of cheddar.
I love real strong. But it put me @ my weakest. My heart real fragile. I don't want scattered pieces,. Had women tell me they love me. Now I know that's just a word,.
I think this Blindsilence is one of a kind. He reposts weird things that he finds. But his pictures a disgrace. Come on show us your face. His pink profile is sending me blind.
Scrooge was a nasty old man, Who upon seeing children ran, He hated the festive spirit, Wanted nothing to do with it, Lived according to his 'big plan'.
There's this bloke on Opuss who'll make you laugh Just don't ask what he did in the bath He writes in his garden where he keeps a bug And he loved the 90's. What a mug...