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A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other.
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died.
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave.
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really annoyed.
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.
There was this couple who had been married for 50 years.
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist.
Tony had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be The Man of Your House.' He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this...