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Y'know, just browsing through a few things on here, and the amount of people who don't know how to press that bloody return key is making me insane. It's not that hard.
In my poems entitled 'bikini vets' I was in no way implying that vets are evil owl killing perverts intent on world domination. In No way is that true.
Now usually when I see an Opuss like this I think 'what a big head' (at least that's what I think politely!), but now the time has come for me to make such a post, I've decided I'm going to be a...
Ok, well I'm kind of tired of the posts quoting problems. Mean, sure Opuss is changing, everything changes, but do we have to point out every quirk.
So yet another person has been caught trying to fiddle their rating by using multiple accounts. Quite honestly I'm amazed people actually have time to do this.
(to the tune "o come all ye faithful") So what were you thinking, Now your rank is sinking. Why would you do it as you know you'd be caught. Friends made to follow, Pride is hard to swallow.
To anyone that gives a damn, I was on vacation for the weekend and I refused to write in the hopes of revitalizing my silly mind.
ORLANDO BLOOM 1. A friend told me that teenage girls are always looking for someone to pin their dreams on. That doesn't make it any less weird though. Orlando Bloom 2.
I prefer children, those easily offended or manipulated not to follow me.
Sorry about the crudity. I don't approve of it, but I needed to grab your attention. Hey there.
Ugh I am not here for jokes, sorry. And I know it's a category but still, no joke is original anymore.
My dribbled an drawled rhymes and verses, are intended to be a little puny, err punny. A little funny, like the author.
So if scissors beets paper anf rock beets scissors then how does paper beet rock. What does it just go and wrap around it. Just cuz its wrapped in paper doesnt mean it won't hurt.
So I have to apologise that it's taken a little while to fix the Top This XXX. [insert excuse here] I'm happy to say it's now working again and available to you right now.