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I flutter my eyes open. What happened last night. Oh yeah, Cassie. I pat my pants and realize I'm still in my clothes. I guess I feel asleep when I got home. I check my phone and have twenty messages.
#householdchallenge Whats that caterpillar on his face, He needs to get rid of it, it is such a disgrace. I can't remember what it's called, I wonder if he has been told.
I feel I must apologise to sweet pussy Pauline I got the wrong idea and now I feel appalling.
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday.
So hubby bought a lamp Off of one of those local sites We arranged for it's collection All this for a bloody light I had to meet the lady Outside a nearby chip shop My daughter was at her mates Next...
An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
My little Tinker Tom Nearly made me die on the spot I'm feeling embarrassed Blushing until my cheeks are hot He was chatting Telling me about something white How it made a noise And how it gave him...
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
There once was two children playing in the garden. They were being watched over by their grandpa. The eldest of the two, went up to their grandpa and asked, " grandpa, grandpa, can you croak?".
'Right class, for your homework this week, go home and learn the first 5 letters of the alphabet,' the teacher said to the group of nursery students. 'Ok!' they all said.
Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish.
When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for. Then, he spread the animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter.
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town.
Part 11 The next morning, I woke up with a joyful feeling of pride. I quickly got dressed, and called Mick. 'Oh, hi Mick, I was wondering if you wanna go for lunch this afternoon.
It will be MEN who will get this piece of off-the-wall advice, and story..
A talking Frog told Lalu, "Lalu, you don't have any brain." Lalu said, "I have one." Frog repeated, "No you don't." Excited Lalu yelled, "Yes, I do." Angry, the frog screamed, "No, you...
I think my dad is Dracula. I know that sounds insane, but listen for a moment and allow me to explain. We don't live in a castle, and we never sleep in caves.
So, I'm out with my two friends in the park, and there's this random person about our age. They start talking with one of my friends... Friend: Hey, Meg. Come talk to this boy. He's really nice.
Camel said hey Llama, But llama ignored the call. Camel tried to work out why; Camel was feeling rather small. Why should Llama not like alpaca. Camel wondered all day long.
Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school. She had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks;" How did it go?" "I died of shame!" she answers.
Chapter 20 Anger. No, I wasn't angry. Anger was something I didn't feel. What was with her. I drove to the house again. I wanted to ask Jake. But he was shocked as well. I stopped the car.
A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
A man gave all of his seven umbrellas for repair at one time and told the shopkeeper he would pick it up in the evening while back from work.
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond.