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#opussweeklychallenge A pretty maiden named Betty Wrapped her legs round Flynn like spaghetti One day they got stuck While having a **** She ended up dripping for days,... it wasn't pretty..
#opussweeklychallenge There once was a lad named Flynn Whose knob had all the girlies in a spin But one fine day When he was having his way He got it wedged right in.
#opussweeklychallenge. *serious note, do not read if easily offended. 16+. There once was a lad named Flynn. Who was addicted to all types of sin. He slaughtered he maimed. He fucked without shame.
#opussweeklychallenge. A pretty young maiden called Betty. Was unsteady when she watched the telly. She stalked Ant and Dec. Their talk made her wet. She covered the telly In her smelly jelly.
#opussweeklychallenge There once was a lad named Flynn Who visited West Berlin He ate all the rubbish and this made him sluggish He died curled up in a bin..
#opussweeklychallenge. There once was a lad named Flynn. First name Errol, liked his gin. The more he drank. The deeper he sank. His legendary pork sword in. Prancing around set in green tights.
There once was a man named Dave, who decided to go to a rave. Whilst dressed in a suit, he danced with a flute and chirped like a bird in a craze.
#opussweeklychallenge. #intheinterestofsavingmysoul. There once was a lad named Flynn. Who's whole world was put in a spin. When he first saw Kim's face. Such beauty and grace.
There once was a lad named Flynn Well it was actually Dan HingaLing He acrostic'd all day Until they took him away Now all he does is sing (aling) X #opussweeklychallenge.
#opussweeklychallenge A pretty young maiden named Betty Liked to argue 'bout things that were petty She'd scream and she'd shout You couldn't figure her out Her sharp debate skills always ready.
#opussweeklychallenge A pretty maiden named Betty, Got a job to work for a yeti, She washed and cooked spaghetti, For the lonely yeti, When the yeti had confetti, He told Betty, To put it on the...
#opussweeklychallenge Flynn There once was a lad named Flynn, Who often smelt like a bin, His best friend was called Kevin, Who often smelt like a pumpkin, His girlfriend was called Emlyn, Who often...
#opussweeklychallenge A pretty young maiden named Betty Got all tangled up in spaghetti She called for a knight Who failed in his plight He chopped her up with a machete..
#opussweeklychallenge. There once was a lad named Flynn. In the sea he went for a swim. But he should of waited. As the fisherman had baited. The first thing he saw was a fin.
#opussweeklychallenge There once was a lad named Flynn Who would eat just about anything He once swallowed my Xbox After losing at Black Ops Next time I might just let him win.
#opussweeklychallenge A pretty young maiden named Betty, (Who's pastimes were dreadfully petty), Liked to rip people's books, What she wanted, she took, Like eating other peoples spaghetti.
#opussweeklychallenge. A pretty young maiden named Betty. Who got married in a hail of confetti. But she filled for divorce. Because of bad intercourse.
A pretty maiden named Betty Had bits that were rather hairy and sweaty She washed everyday After having her way But she still smelled like a fishy yeti. #opussweeklychallenge.
#opussweeklychallenge There once was a man named Flynn Who wouldn't let anyone in His doors remained locked Bolted, barricaded, blocked As if opening them would be a sin A pretty young maiden named...
Top of the morning to ya. Well there was a whole lotta of love through the feed this week. This weeks challenge is to fill the land of Opuss with laughter, in the form of LIMERICKS.
#opussweeklychallenge #ordailyifyouareme I love you Like the moon loves the night Like the sun loves blue skies Like the sea loves the shore No.......I love you more I love you Like Romeo loved...
Take a pinch, you will see The -then holes in your heart, wasn't me. Examine them, take a look Them holes you speak of -'tis the only thing I book.
#opussweeklychallenge. I don't need a special day to tell you I care. We care for each other in every way. I don't need a special day for our time to share. We share time together every day.
I am the Antivalentine, I'll pierce your soul with hate; I'll make you bitter, cold, and wry, With my bow of heartache.