It's Getting Late But I Don't Mind.
"How very dare you Sir" said Lord Chickenlimb. "How dare you steal my betrothed?".
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Dragon's Fear
I am a high flying dragon A terrible fearsome beast I rear my head and spew my flames I watch the humans tremble What this that approaches, Over yonder hill, A man in armor, ever bright Sent to end...
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Opussia's News At Three
Ding, Dong, thong. Thong. Thong!.
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Princess Titanium Against Rarewolf And Rampire
Princess Titanium had gone on a wild retreat. Had to return to fight evil, it's ass to beat. This time it was fighting the elusive Rarewolf. Whose vile breath would make you heave then rolf.
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Super Ma'am
The country is in danger, The PM is a bear, But, never fear, And don't be scared, For Super Ma'am is here.
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You Must Buy This!
@OpussDailyChallenge Announcer:Hi kids. Ever wish that those pesky bullies would ever stop taking your milk money anymore. Boy: They don't really do that anymore. Announcer: Well look no further.
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INSTANT CLASSIC
Fellow Opussians, we have all been there, struggling and sweating bone marrow, desperate for that spark of inspiration that heralds a new Opuss Story or poem. It's not easy I know.
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a villain's diary
Dear diary, Luke didn't show up. Again. Really thought he'd come around to the idea of having a father. That's gratitude for you I suppose.
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I'm Fluffy And I Know It!!!!
A song I made up!!. Hope u enjoy please comment :) x When I walk on by, bunnies be lookin like damn he's fine ......
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A Natural Shakespeare
Shakespeare, I scoff. I could beat him any day. Just use some old English, And ask for a big pay. Metaphors are useful, Symbolism too. Add 'eth' on the end, And give something new.
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Superted
He flies through the air. As fast as he can. He wears a red cape. He's Superman. He has super hearing. He has a great plan. He fires his web. He's Spiderman. His side-kicks called robin.
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Italy's song for Germany
This was written by Himaruya Hidekazu. The author of Hetalia. Germany, Germany, Germany is a really, really nice place.
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The Real Mr Grey
Well Mr Grey. You are in a book. You can not write. Nor can you cook. You talk quite a lot. About how you make love. But I'll tell you right now. I'm the gift from above. For it is my penis.
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Dalek Eastenders (Short) Episode 1
(In the queen vic) "The Phone Rings" Dalek Alfie: HELLO DALEK ALFIE HERE (pauses) NO I DO NOT WANT TO SIGN UP FOR CASH FOR GOLD I AM MADE OF GOLD YOU HUMAN FOOL.
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Haunted Belfast #5: Phantom Of The Opera
They conjured up some ponce Who haunted fair Paris, Called himself the Phantom Of the Opera you see.
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Everybody Want's To Be A Prat
(Idea from Aristocats the Disney film.) Everybody wants to be a prat, because a prat's the only prat who knows how to be a twat.
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Parody of it's a small world
It's a sick world I noticed that a lot of people were making parodies of children's songs and nursery rhymes so I decided I would do one of it's a small world.
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Melvin Vs. Door
Something random I found on YouTube while looking for Minecraft videos, would you believe. It's from the Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged series episodes 52 and 53 (from what I've seen). Melvin: Bored now.
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Monday's Child
Mondays child is bound to quit, Tuesdays child is full of shit, Wednesdays child is dumb and slow, Thursdays child no one knows, Fridays child hasn't a shit to be giving, Saturdays child's a dick,...
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Pappa Smurf's©®™ #Funday
Pappa Smurf©®™ woke from his afternoon nap He was feeling down and felt like crap So he got out his little digeridoo And started playing with it (as you do) Mamma Smurf©®™ had woke up at eleven And...
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The Dalek Diaries: 7
Dalek Evolution (the Dalek Emperor is.. Uh... Standing by a large, ornate dressing screen. There is movement from behind. ) Emperor Dalek: DALEK BRETHREN - HEAR ME.
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The Dalek Diaries: 4
Daleks Discover Football Dalek 1: REPORT. WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS BAG OF AIR. Dalek 2: HU-MANS USE THIS BAG OF AIR FOR LEISURE ACTIVITIES. THE BAG OF AIR REQUIRES KICKING AROUND A FIELD.
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The Dalek Diaries: 3
Daleks Can't Do Jokes Dalek 1: WHY DID THE HU-MAN CROSS THE ROAD Dalek 2: THIS INFORMATION IS UNKNOWN. WHY DID THE HU-MAN CROSS THE ROAD. Dalek 1: THIS IS UNIMPORTANT.
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The Dalek Diaries:2
Fashion Facist Dalek 1: LET US ATTEND THE EARTH RITUAL KNOWN AS 'GETTING PISSED." WE CAN EXTERMINATE SOME NICE EARTH BOYS.
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