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I know it's depressing when you look at your payslip and you see how much tax you are paying, but just remember, you're paying for roads, bridges, hospitals, and an army to keep the nation free.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason..
"Ouch" - Isaac Newton.
David Cameron is like marmite Unless you love marmite.
if George Osborn googled tax, would he get no results?.
America, if I am to ever arrive on your shores then we have to get a few things straight. First of all, I don't like Nascar. Secondly, football refers to the game which strictly involves feet.
I really hope there won't be a terrorist attack on July 24th. We'd lose the proper sense of 24/7. Jihadists, please wait until the 25th..
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason..
Have you seen those protective bollards outside parliament. Have you seen how small they are. They're supposed to stop explosions. The only thing they're going to do is block a dwarfs view!.
So, here's a sketch that didn't make the cut for this week's Newsjack. Enjoy. --------- GRAMS: SEXY MUSIC VOICEOVER: Are you lonely. Lacking influence. Failing to penetrate that inner circle.
Se levantó por la mañana angustiado de pensar en todos los jefes a los que tenía que alimentar.