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Wanking on the left, wanking on the right Wanking double fisted until election night. Horses in the news room, asses in the field, Bullshit on the trail where nothing is revealed.
Scene: (Live) Parkland close to Olympic Venue. Presenter: At ground level surrounded by baying mob. In Ear Coms: Okay we're live to the nation in....3....2....1 and GO.
The Queen missed out on a great opportunity tonight... Instead of opening the games, she should have stood and said: "I now hold hostage the heads of state of 200 countries.
Im tired of watching crude Politics Spread by Small-minded dicks Energy wasted controlling a nation Whose brains are on permanent vacation.
A friend sent me this, I had to re-post it here.
A young boy walked up to the gate, Spoke to the guard, went on to state, " I want to fight in noble wars, Make a difference, an honest cause!".
We all remember that fateful day, When Miss Pronunciation finally got her way. After pushing the monarch to abdication, She took control of our good nation.
She looks good when she's sudding. She takes a hit, but she's rotting. You see her face on cardboard boxes. You see, she's a push, plays with boxes. She acts like a victim, but she'll bite you.
Baldrick: "What I want to know, Sir, is, before there was a Euro there were lots of different types of money that different people used, and now there's only one type of money that the foreign people...
Adult language ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I can't fucking take it anymore Idiotic talking heads gonna give me the score. They vomit a cacophony of crap.
My take on the Jubilee. Slightly rude and short so be warned!. Congratulations Your majesty, On your diamond Jubilee. Sitting on your ass For sixty years While England's people Have been in tears.
In Opussia Something's stirring In the shadows Something's occurring. So high ranked Sitting down Wearing his Fake plastic crown. I'm sorry sir, But you lie. These aren't original. Do you even try.
Dear Mr.
THIS IS LABOUR GOVERNMENT REST OF THE WORLD VERSION: The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
Shall I bend over while you shove it in. Privatize my ass, then ask me how I've been. Ohhhh. It's so good how you thrill me. You found my hot button issue. Oh baby, how you kill me.
In your eye and up your arse, Lords and Ladies of the Bench.
(Intro - News at Ten music) Breaking news....... "Welcome to the BB-SEE News at Ten.
If there were to be one single peace-loving government of the world, no border would close, no child would be left uneducated, there would be universal healthcare, employment could be shared so all...
So, here's a sketch that didn't make the cut for this week's Newsjack. Enjoy. --------- GRAMS: SEXY MUSIC VOICEOVER: Are you lonely. Lacking influence. Failing to penetrate that inner circle.