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I want to be like Ariel, You know that pretty mermaid, I'd have an awesome tail to swim around and everything would be homemade.
I've been to have a haircut, In our local spa, They're trying to impress us, But hair and beauty don't go that far. I sat down in the chair, Kissed my locks goodbye.
Lying in the dark Hoping for a dreamless sleep I've been watching Supernatural Surely nightmares will haunt my dreams Just as I'm settling down To rest my weary head I hear faint scratching at the...
A song I made up!!. Hope u enjoy please comment :) x When I walk on by, bunnies be lookin like damn he's fine ......
#household She came one Friday morning In a cardboard box Plastic limp and lifeless Realistic flowing locks I gave her the name 'Roxy' All pinky, shrivelled down A breath of air was needed To make...
#household "What is that you're wearing?" My friend is wildly staring "Are you really going out in that I'm sorry Kim, you look a twat" "Why would you wear such a thing.
For @HeatherAnne This morning I felt a disturbance in the force It wasn't someone farting without remorse It wasn't Jedi mind tricks at fault It was something much bigger of course A Princess...
STOP BARKING IM TRYING TO SLEEP DOG: I'm doing the twilight bark Like in 101 Dalmatians. That's a REAL thing. DOG: duh, yeah Who are you talking to. DOG: Ted the Terrier next door What did he say.
It's Thursday, I'm thirsty, For the weekend. I need some 12 hours sleep to mend. To revive me from my zombie like state, I'll be having a lazy one, Make no mistake.
Grey, White, Black, Dark Grey, Light Grey, Medium Gray, Dark Medium Gray, Light Medium Grey, Dim Grey, Dark Grey, Davy's Grey, Ash Grey, Fag Ash Grey, Battleship Grey, Gainsboro, Charcoal, Dark...
Inspired by Shania Twain damn she's awesome!. Think your special, think your something else. Some kind of hero that saves, swoons and melts. Coming gracefully and sweeping damsels off their feet.
[WARNING: EXPLICIT ADULT CONTENT] I choose you, Bulbamour Wrap me in your vine and leaf Every budding bulb or flower Bursting for our canopy I choose you, Kinkychu Spark filled eyes and voltage...
I don't think the younger catz among you will understand this, still... My daughter was playing Princess Zelda on her DS earlier today.
Charmanders are red, squirtles are blue, if you were Pokemon I'd choose you. Your smile is stronger than a Hyper Beam. Like Jessie and James we'd make the perfect team.
Bruno mars: When I'm a billionaire. Girl: Will you buy me some clothes. Bruno mars: Girl your AMAZING, just the way you are. Girl: Do u really mean that. Bruno mars: Darling I'd catch a grenade for...
Yorkshire tea, the way it's meant to be, as an avid tea lover, I would have to agree. I must admit I used to like a pyramid P.G, I was also a bit partial to a round bag Tetley.
Dear Mr. Century-Fox, I've just been re-watching the old Star Wars films. They get real confusing with all that space stuff. But I only just got that Dark Invader is Lou Skywarner's FATHER. Man!.
The other day I was watching one of my favorite movies. I watched as the main character got bit by a spider and became a superhero. He had special powers that no one else had just because he got bit.
My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick.
I was walking down the back lane this morning. It was the first day of March, and there was still a light dusting of icing sugar frost on rooftops and cars.