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We were sitting in the common room by the fire, The Marauders' usual spot, to wait for them. 'I still think this is way too badass for your style Lily.' 'But it's fun Lissy. That's the point.
When you are out or sleeping A chuckle gruff and sly Heralds works of mystery Unseen by human eye.
Today I went upstairs to give my flowers a drink. In the kitchen from the sink. But when I turn it on. It comes out wrong. It sprays in my face. Not in my vase. I wanted to cry.
I enter the school steadily. Life was never the same since bullies came to the school. You get a wedgie, an atomic one or any other one. Pranks. Oh they are great at it. Amazing.
Inspired and written for @WeirdWolf Brandon The Wolf: Brandon the wolf was sat in his cave... He was a naughty wolf who didn't behave... He used to play tricks on all the other animals in the woods.
One day there was a goblin called bilbo he went around, with his satchel filled with horns all different shapes and sizes, bursting elves ear drums with his horns.
----------- When someone tells you to, "expect the unexpected", slap them in the face and ask them if they expected it ----------- Make elaborate Hogwarts rejection letters.
If you get caught masturbating say something friendly to avoid awkwardness, like; "Hey. I was just thinking of you!!" Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help.
"OMG. Dom. Don't go. Dom...!" I broke down as I heard the door slam. I'd loved him and I'd hurt him... My name is Claire and Domic (or Dom) WAS my boyfriend.
A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine.
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed.
If she's jewish jewish put bacon in her purse and sausages in her handbag.
So after we heard the door slam, Peter and Mike came running into my room with a bucket, and the next thing we knew, we were all wet... "SURPRISE!" hollered Peter. "Did you like it?" asked Mike.
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom.
A guy walks past a mental asylum and hears a moaning voice "12.....12.....12". The man looked at the asylum and spotted a hole in the wall.
Little Jonny had dropped his rattle down the toilet – Mother would not be pleased.