Girlfriend 1.0
"Eighteen months ago, I upgraded to GirlFriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.
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Dudes...Is This True?
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
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Shut Up And Listen
A wife speaking to her husband. You. You never clean the house. You. Always make a mess. You never do the washing up, or either do the shopping.
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Direction
"My girlfriend and I ended up having the mother of all breakups last night, the underlying message being that my "sense of direction was causing huge problems in the relationship".
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9 Deadly Words Used By A Woman
1) FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2) FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.
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