Nun Joke
You can kiss a nun once, you can kiss a nun twice, but you mustn't get into the habit..
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My Religious Beliefs
Life is like a sewer... What you get out of it, depends what you put into it!!!.
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Say what you like about Muslim women, they make brilliant bee keepers..
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My Muslim friend was saying he was sick of stereotypes about his religion. At least, I think that's what he said; it's hard to lip-read through the visor of my bomb-proof suit..
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Oh My God
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'.
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You know you're a Taliban if... You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. You own a 3000 quid machine gun and 5000 quid rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
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Prawn Crackers
Your just like prawn crackers... Your asian..
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It's a little known fact, but I have the body of a god. Shame that god is Buddha..
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EVE: "Adam are we black or white?". ADAM: "I don't know, I'll ask God.". ADAM: "God, are we black or white?". GOD: "You are what you are my son!". ADAM: " I wonder what that means?".
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God & Michael Jackson
A little boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?" His mother says," God is bothe male and female." The little boy is still confused and asks his mother, "Is God black or white?" His mother says,...
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I once prayed to god for a car, but quickly found out he didnt work that way…so I stole a car and prayed for his forgiveness.
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Jesus
Jesus says he loves me. I'm just a little concerned about the age gap!.
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I See What You Did There...
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car....
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"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.".
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"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.".
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Helping God
Adam & God God said, 'Adam, I Want you to do something for Me.' Adam said, 'Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?' God said, 'Go down into that valley.' Adam said, 'What's a valley?' God...
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The Real Meaning Of Love
Love is an evil trick played on humanity in order to sustain the human race... Nice one God.
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The Popemobile
Nothing says faith like six inches of bulletproof glass ;).
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The Life Of Brian
"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!" - Monty Python.
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Why Am I Writing This?
Is it because I want to, or is it a complex adaptation, which will somehow improve my chances of survival?.
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Faith..
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car..
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He-man vs. God
If He-Man is the master of the universe then who is this God fellow and why is he so unoriginal?.
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Sea Joke
What did the sea do to the Sand. It Waved!!.
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Prison
"Jesus loves you." A nice gesture in church. A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison..
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